The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 9 Episode 23

The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty

Aired Unknown Mar 16, 1971 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Granny and Jed talk about Jethro is grabbed the food since he is in hiding)
      Granny: I wonder where that boy is hidin'.
      Jed: Granny, ignorance is bliss. Let's keep it blissful for a while.
      Granny: I'll drink to that!
      Jed: Dog gone if I ain't tempted to join ya.

    • Granny: Are you married?
      Jed: Granny!
      Granny: Well, I only asked him Jed to see if he could qualify for a little shot of white lightenin'.
      Jed: It is a family rule that you can't sample, uh, Granny's brew unless you's married.
      Robert: I'm single.
      Granny: I'll go fetch my jug!
      Jed: Granny, the man says he's single.
      Granny: The jug is fer me. I'm gonna celebrate!

    • (Jed and Granny are talking about Jethro who has run away, leaving a note to let him know the girl he is hiding from is gone)
      Granny: But I can still use a few more days of peace and quiet. I'll leave the note next Monday.
      Jed: Granny?
      Granny: Yeah?
      Jed: Make it Tuesday.

    • (Drysdale tells Elly that Bessie the chimp can stay)
      Drysdale: Let her sit at my desk. She can play with my wife's picture.
      Jane: Chief, she might break it.
      Drysdale: I know. I know.

    • (Jane recites a poem for Robert to the Clampetts)
      Granny: Miss Jane, you sure do have a way with words.
      Jane: That was Swift.
      Granny: Yeah. Didn't take long.

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