Elly May Clampett
Daisy Moses "Granny"
(Elly and Jim and Granny and Dr. Martin are going out on a double date)
Jethro: And behave yourself! No park and neck.
Elly May: We won't.
Granny: Speak for yourself.
Jed: Now Granny, you listen to me.
Granny: Now you listen to me! It's bad enough that I hafta be sewing clothes for a monkey or washing bed linen after a hound dog, but I'll be switched if I'm goin' around spraying perfume on flies and mosquitas and givin' parties for moths.
Jed: Well nobody wants ya ta.
Granny: He does - that crazy bug doctor. Tried to sell me some moth cakes.
Jed: Moth cakes?
Granny: If that ain't enough, he wants me to give a bath to fleas.
Jed: Now Granny!
Granny: It's true! Tried to sell me flea soap, flea shampoo, and flea dustin' powder!
Granny: Do you know what kind of a doctor you are?! You're a dang blane bug doctor! That's what cha ere!
Jim Gardner: Exactly!
(Jim is trying to get Elly to come to the parlor after she left)
Jim Gardner: Hey! Hey beautiful, where are ya? Hey c'mon in! Hey gorgeous!
Granny: Stop yer yellin', I'm comin'.
Jim: I have this wonderful line I'd like to sell you.
Elly: That what you're totin' in your suitcase?
Jim: No, that's another line I'd like to sell ya.
(The critter doctor sees Elly's animals in a bedroom suite)
Doctor: Hope my animals at the zoo never find out how yours live.
(Jim is trying to tell Jed and Jethro his name while shaking Jed's hand, causing his hand to get crushed)
Jim: Actually, my name is Jim Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Jed: How do ya spell that?
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