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The Clampetts are preparing to open up their new dress shop, The House of Granny, and at a decent hour the crack of dawn. But when Jed and Jethro go down to the shop, trying to pick the lock because they don't have their key, they get arrested since it appears they are trying to break in. Everything is resolved, and the Clampetts continue with their plan to open the shop, which includes a barber chair, checkers, a pickle barrel, a cracker barrel, and homemade dresses. When Maurice arrives, Jed tells him he can do whatever job he wishes to, and the doorman says he wants to be a couturier. Jed tells him he can, and after Maurice hugs Jed out of happiness, he says that if that is what a couturier does, he'll go back to opening doors. After Drysdale and Jane visit, the Clampetts scare away a customer with their hillbilly hospitality. In the end, Jed decides to give his store to Maurice.moreless
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      • Jed: Alright young fella, go right ahead and commence couturing. Maurice: Oh, monsieur! Merci beaucoup! (Hugs Jed and gives a kiss near each cheek, then leaves) Jed: Granny, if that's couturing, he's going back to openin' doors. Edit
      • (Granny and Elly are preparing what dresses to take to the store with them, while Granny is wondering where Jethro is) Elly: Granny, ya ain't fixin' to sell my dress Aunt Pearl made fer me?! Granny: No Elly May. We's gonna put this outside the store to draw the women in. Elly: Oh, hang it on one of them there dummies. Granny: Yeah. Where is that boy?! Edit
      • (Mr. Drysdale comes back from The House Of Granny after Miss Hathaway leaves him there.) Miss Hathaway: (talking on phone) Mr. Drysdale is attending the opening of a new store. It's The House Of Grenee. Yes. I'll tell him when he gets back. Mr. Drysdale: He's back! And it's the House Of Horrors! Miss Hathaway: Chief, what happened?! Mr. Drysdale: You ran out on me! That's what happened! Now get over there and do you duty! Miss Hathaway: Duty?! Mr. Drysdale: You heard me! You eat those pickles! You munch those crackers. You play those checkers! And you chew that fat! And do it now! Edit
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