The Beverly Hillbillies Season 2 Episode 30

(Granny and Elly are preparing what dresses to take to the store with them, while Granny is wondering where Jethro is)
Elly: Granny, ya ain't fixin' to sell my dress Aunt Pearl made fer me?!
Granny: No Elly May. We's gonna put this outside the store to draw the women in.
Elly: Oh, hang it on one of them there dummies.
Granny: Yeah. Where is that boy?!

(Mr. Drysdale comes back from The House Of Granny after Miss Hathaway leaves him there.)
Miss Hathaway: (talking on phone) Mr. Drysdale is attending the opening of a new store. It's The House Of Grenee. Yes. I'll tell him when he gets back.
Mr. Drysdale: He's back! And it's the House Of Horrors!
Miss Hathaway: Chief, what happened?!
Mr. Drysdale: You ran out on me! That's what happened! Now get over there and do you duty!
Miss Hathaway: Duty?!
Mr. Drysdale: You heard me! You eat those pickles! You munch those crackers. You play those checkers! And you chew that fat! And do it now!

Jed: What was it again they arrested ya fer, Mr. Drysdale?
Drysdale: Indecent exposure, creating a public disturbance, drunk and disorderly, and resisting arrest.
Jethro: Woo-wee! You sure got us beat by a country mile! Best we could do was breaking and entering.

Jethro: And I'll get some glue, and, uh, stick "Granny" upside the wall.
(Granny hits Jethro with a pan on his backside)
Granny: What did you say?!