(Jed calls back home to prove there is no trouble with Indians on their land)
Jed: Hello Luke? Yeah, Jed Clampett speakin'. Well listen Luke, uh,Granny is worried that folks is getting' scalped there. Would you talk to her?
(Jed gives Granny the phone, and she listens to Luke)
Granny: I didn't say you was over chargin' anybody, ya old nut!