The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 7 Episode 25

The Jogging Clampetts

Aired Unknown Mar 19, 1969 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Granny: Here I am over here settin' an example of meekness and kindness and Christian forbearance, and that husband–beatin' hussy over there is tearin' down EVERYTHING I'M DOIN' OVER HERE! (slams fist against the table) Ooh, ow.
      Jed: Granny, you get any meeker, you're gonna break some bones.

    • (Granny tells Jethro Jed went jogging in his normal clothes)
      Jethro: Sure hope you didn't tell nobody you was the President's uncle.
      Granny: Who in their right mind would wanna own up to being your uncle?

    • (Granny is unhappy with Elly's little jogging outfit and tells her to go upstairs and change)
      Elly: Aw, Granny.
      Granny: You want folks to stare at cha?
      Jethro: Granny, I'm the president. Who's gonna be lookin' at her?
      Granny: Jed, you've got to have a fireside chat with the president.

    • (Jethro and Elly come running up with the members of the Beverly Hills Jogging Club)
      Jethro: Uncle Jed, they's quit the Beverly Hills Club and joined ours.
      Elly: They's seen us joggin', and started followin' us for some reason.
      (The men gather behind Elly)
      Jed: I wonder why they done that?

    • (Granny challenges Jason to a jogging match)
      Jason: I feel it only fair to warn you that I used to run cross-country for Pennsylvania Teachers.
      Granny: Oh, a woman chaser, huh?

    • Jethro: I've been readin' about it. It builds up your hemogoblins, limbers your lungs, and increases your appetite.
      Granny: That's all we need. Food gettin' short all over the world, and Mighty Mouth increasing his appetite.
      Elly: But Granny, jogging makes ya lose weight too.
      Granny: With him eatin' more, everybody'll lose weight.

    • Drysdale: Shall we sprint over to my place?
      Jason: Well, pretty fast are ya?
      Drysdale: Well, my secretary constantly compares me with the fastest of all animals.
      Jason: The cheetah?
      Drysdale: That's what she calls me.

    • (Granny says she's got to bleed Mr. Drysdale because of his freak blood pressure)
      Drysdale: Oh no, Granny. With my kind of blood pressure, bleeding me with leeches won't help.
      Granny: They'll hafta do. I ain't got no vampire bats.

    • (Miss Jane refuses to forge a doctor's signature saying Mr. Drysdale is in perfect health)
      Drysdale: I uh, know a brain surgeon who'll sign it.
      Jane: What brain surgeon?
      Drysdale: Jethro.

    • (Drysdale falls after jogging)
      Mrs. Drysdale: Always thinking of yourself Milburn! Why couldn't you collapse on the walk? You know those grass stains won't come out.

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