The clip of Granny looking at the camera and saying "Hello out there in Television Land" was used by TVLand in a promo when the cable station first aquired the broadcast rights to the series in 2000.
(Granny is on TV telling the soup recipe, and has Elly come over in a bathing suit, and starts bragging on her)
Jed: I might a'known.
(Jed enters the kitchen, where Jane is dressed as him)
Jed: (to Jane dressed as Jed) You from back home?
Jed: Kin folk?
Jed: Must be from Granny's side of the family.
Jed: That figures, you got her frame. Ya sure ain't got her mouth.
(Drysdale tells Miss Jane to sign the papers)
Jane: (as Jed, who is supposed to sign the papers) Not till ya promise to give that there fine, outstanding, efficient hard-workin' secetary of yours a raise!
Jane: And I think it's high time she was gettin' a little of that there pension and uh profit sharing plan too.
(Granny is going to answer the door, needing someone to pose as Jed so Elly can be in the soup contest)
Granny: You better come with me Elly! That front door's awful hard to open!
(The guys from Savory Soup ask Elly to sign legal papers for the contest)
Roger: She is 21?
Granny: She ain't no such thing! Why that sweet child is just barely past 14!
Granny: Well, give er take a year or two.
(Jed tells Granny to call and pull Elly out of the soup contest)
Granny: Terrible being an old woman. Nobody loves ya. Folks all yell at cha!
Jed: Stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
Granny: I'm talkin about Elly!
(Granny says Elly is too much of a sweet little child to trap a husband on her own)
Granny: Elly has past the prime age. We're dealin' with a middle aged woman.
Jed: I thought she was a sweet innocent child!
Granny: Naturally. You're her father.
(Jed tells Granny entering Elly in that cooking contest with Granny's entry was wrong)
Jed: You get on the phone and call that soup company, and I'll tell Elly May that she's pullin' outta the contest.
Granny: Uh, no, no Jed! Don't do it, I'm warnin' ya! It'll be a terrible shock to her. There's no tellin' what she might say!
Jed: I'm sorry, but . . .
(Elly enters the room)
Jed: Elly May, you are pullin' out of the cookin' contest.
Elly: What cookin' contest?
Granny: See, I warned ya there's no tellin' what she might say!
Jed: How can Elly May win first prize in a cookin' contest? That girl can't boil water!
(Jed asks what Granny has to tell her)
Granny: Before I tell ya, I want cha ta promise not to use no bad words on me.
Jed: I wouldn't do that.
Granny: Well, Elly May has done won first prize in a cookin' contest.
Granny: That's a bad word!
Max Baer does not appear in this episode.