The Beverly Hillbillies Season 7 Episode 10

(Miss Jane gives Jethro her car to drive the family to Hooterville)
Jane: You know, a handsome Hollywood producer can't be seen driving an old wreck through town.
Jethro: You're right. (looks back at Granny) Quick as I get to Hooterville, I'll have her duck down outta sight.

(Drysdale tells the Clampetts that his wife is making them Thanksgiving dinner, but she reveals she is going to Boston for two weeks)
Granny: If you ain't comin' back for two weeks, I think we'll go to Hooterville.
Mrs. Drysdale: As far as I'm concerned, you can go to . . .
Drysdale: Hooterville it is!

Eb: But I'd like to put some money in your bank.
Sam: Oh, okay.
Eb: Do you pay interest?
Sam: Sure, four percent.
Eb: In that case, I'll deposit my whole week's salary. (puts money on the counter) There ya are.
Sam: A dollar and a half?
Eb: Yeah, I got a raise!
Sam: Well, that oughtta make ya happy.
Eb: Nah, it puts me in too high of a bracket.
Sam: There's your deposit receipt Eb.
Eb: Thank ya. Uh, now I'd like to draw out fifty cents.
Sam: Why didn't ya just keep the fifty cents?
Eb: And lose all that interest?!

(Sam asks Jethro if he's seen the Bradley girls, to which he replies he hasn't)
Jethro: You reckon they's movie material?
Sam: They're awful photogenic.
Jethro: Well, we can cover that with make-up.

(Sam gives Granny some Red Hots and then sees Elly May)
Sam: What a beautiful girl.
Granny: I ain't even done my lips yet.

(Granny sees Steve and Betty Jo's baby)
Betty Jo: Did ya get the pictures we sent?
Granny: Honey, they is the talk of Beverly Hills. Everybody thinks the baby looks just like me.
(Betty Jo and Steve look at each other and then at the baby)
Granny: The same angelic expression.
Steve: That's it.
Betty Jo: Right.

(Jed is telling Elly to not change into her old clothes and keep her dress on for company, as Uncle Joe walks in)
Jed: You're lible to sit at the table next to a good-lookin', young single feller. Right, Mr. Carson?
Joe: Mr. Clampett, I'll be honest with ya. Single, yes. Good looking, yes. But I'm crowding middle age.

(Drysdale tells Jane to make a turkey for Thanksgiving for the bank employees, and hold the gathering in her apartment)
Jane: Will you be there?
Drysdale: No, it, it always puts a damper on the party when the boss is there. Everyone feels he has to be nice to me.
Jane: I wouldn't worry about that.

(Sam tells Eb that Jethro, the big producer, called him to line up talent for his next flick)
Eb: I'm your man! Mrs. Douglas says from this side I look like Rock Hudson.
Sam: He's lookin' for girls.
Eb: That's alright. From this side, I look like Shirley Temple.

(Granny is telling Drysdale about Sam Drucker)
Granny: He keeps his money in his post office. That way, it's protected by the United States government.
Jed: Sounds like a mighty smart fella.