Drysdale: My employees gave me this.
(Shows Jed the present)
Jed: Well, ain't that nice. I reckon a fella in your position can always use a clock.
Drysdale: Uh, how do you know it's a clock?
Jed: I can here it tickin'.
(Jed gives the present to Drysdale, and he puts it up to his ear, hearing the ticking noise)
Drysdale: Miss Hathaway!
(Miss Jane rushes in)
Jane: Yes Chief?
(Drysdale throws the gift at her)
Drysdale: Soak this in water! Quickly! Quickly!
(Miss Jane rushes out with the box)
Jed: That ain't too good fer a clock, is it?
Drysdale: It's a, a water clock, an old Egyptian water clock. Very rare and valuable.
Jed: Folks here at the bank sure must think the world of you.
Drysdale: Yes, they wanted to give me a big blow-out.