The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 7 Episode 13

The Week Before Christmas

Aired Unknown Dec 18, 1968 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Jethro comes in Miss Jane's office covered in bandages)
      Jane: What happened? You weren't set upon by angry bank employees, were you?!
      Jethro: No ma'am. These is powder burns from the explosion.
      Jane: Were you there when the clock went off?!
      Jethro: No ma'am, but I was there when the flash powder went off.
      Jane: Flash powder?
      Jethro: Yes ma'am. I was holding it in my hand when I stuck my tongue in the light socket.
      Jane: (Giggles) You know Jethro, I, I, I'm not going to ask you any more questions
      Jethro: I'd appreciate that.
      Jane: Sit down. Take off your hat.
      Jethro: I'd rather leave it on till my hair grows back.
      Jane: No, I promised.