The Beverly Hillbillies

Season 9 Episode 11

Welcome to the Family

Aired Unknown Dec 08, 1970 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • This is the first, and only, episode where we see the basketball hoop near the pool that Jethro was playing basketball with.

  • Quotes

    • (Shorty is knocking on doors, looking for Elizabeth)
      Shorty: How's it going in there? You ready for a swim, gorgeous?
      (Granny opens the door and comes out)
      Granny: No I ain't!
      Shorty: I'm sorry Granny. I knocked on the wrong door.
      Granny: You sure did! You ain't getting' me in that cement pond!
      Shorty: Granny, I thought you was my date.
      Granny: I wouldn't date you if you was the last man on earth!

    • (Granny tells Mark Elly will make him dinner, with many donuts)
      Mark: Sounds like I'll be in heaven tonight.
      Granny: Oh, we won't let cha eat that many.

    • Jethro: I'm beggin' ya Granny, please don't go!
      Granny: Ah, bless you boy. I didn't think nobody would care.
      Jethro: I care! If you go, I'll die!
      Granny: No you won't.
      Jethro: Oh yes I will! I'll hafta eat Elly's cooking!

    • (Drysdale tells Elizabeth his plan, after just telling her and Miss Jane how he nearly died and his life of lying and cheating flashed before his eyes)
      Elizabeth: But I, I thought you had changed.
      Drysdale: What gave you that idea?
      Elizabeth: Well, you said your whole life flashed before you.
      Drysdale: It did. I loved it!

    • (Jane tells Jed that she is alright and that the idea of withdrawing his money did not upset her as Drysdale said)
      Jane: That straight jacket was Mr. Drysdale's invention.
      Jed: Oh, he's a clever fella. That fit ya real good.
      Jane: Oh, he's clever alright. He's my number one nemesis.
      Jed: Well, I'm glad to hear he's your friend.

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