(Shorty is knocking on doors, looking for Elizabeth)
Shorty: How's it going in there? You ready for a swim, gorgeous?
(Granny opens the door and comes out)
Granny: No I ain't!
Shorty: I'm sorry Granny. I knocked on the wrong door.
Granny: You sure did! You ain't getting' me in that cement pond!
Shorty: Granny, I thought you was my date.
Granny: I wouldn't date you if you was the last man on earth!