Granny: You men is all alike. All you wanna do is eat and get to your country club.
Jed: Country club?!
Granny: Whilst us women stay home and slave, you is out shootin' golfs, tennis, martini on the rocks, and havin' steamed saunas.
Jed: Jethro and me spends our days mowin' the lawn, rakin' leaves, trimmin' the hedges, choppin' wood, paintin', plumbin', and repairin'.
Granny: There ya are. You is out havin' fun whilst we is home slavin'.