It's close to Halloween. The scene opens on Penny, Leonard and Sheldon. The lights are dimmed and they are watching a scary movie with Penny clenched onto Leonard. Sheldon announces "I want a friend with benefits." The on the t.v. a woman screams violently then music (Phyco shower scene) . Intro starts. Scene two: Lights are on, and t.v. now turned off. Leonard: "What are you talking about? Why would you, want a friend with benefits?" Penny: (hiding a giggle) " Sheldon, honey are you sure?" Sheldon discribes how he has been thinking about it and has been observing Leonard and Penny in thier relationship. He has come to the conclusion that the odds of him finding his Yen to his Yang is vertually nonexsistant. So he has desided to "try a friend with benefits". He asks Leonard and Penny, "How does one find a... friend with benefits?" Penny: (bowing head) "Oh dear God." Sheldon: "I really don't think praying is in order, but if you think it will help." (bows head and takes her hand). Scene three: Penny: (leaving) "Leonard, this is your department. You need to have The Talk with Sheldon." Leonard: (whinning) "Noooo. Penny please don't leave me. (Penny closes door) Awhhhh. Why me?" Sheldon appears from his bedroom dressed in his black suit. Sheldon: "Let's go." Leonard: "Go where?" Sheldon: (now standing at the door) "To find my friend with benefits. Where else?" Leonard: "Sheldon, sit down." (motioning toward couch). Howard and Raj walk in behind Sheldon. Sheldon: "Oh good. Howard, where does one find a friend with benefits?" Leonard: (stern voice) "Sheldon, sit down." Howard: (Smiling and confused) "What's going on here?" Sheldon sits in his spot. Leonard: (motioning to Sheldon) "Sheldon here, has desided he wants a friend....with benefits but I really don't think he understands." Sheldon: (interupting Leonard) "I understand what it means. I just think you don't want to help me." Howard: (sitting down beside Sheldon then scoots to the far end of the couch). "Now let's think about this for a minute. This could benift all of us, you know. We could help Sheldon find a lady friend." Sheldon: "Yes, with benefits." Leonard now sitting in his chair with his forhead in his hand. "Howard, your not helping here." Raj: "There is a comic book character Halloween party tomorrow night." Sheldon: "When does the parade start?" Raj: " 8 o'clock, I think." Leonard: ( excited) " I call flash!" Scene four opens on Penny dressed as Wonder Woman, Leonard as Flash, Howard as Spider Man and Raj as Superman. Leonard: "Come on Sheldon, where going to be late." Sheldon comes out dressed as Batman. He gets to the middle of the room and places his fists on his hips and annouces "I'm Batman." Penny: "Yeah. Ok let's go." They walk out with Penny and Leonard in the rear. Penny: (whispering to Leonard) "You didn't have The Talk with him did you?" Leonard: (bows head) "Nooo." Final scene: opens with a room full of comic book characters. The room is decorated like Superman's big ice thingy. Penny has an empty glass in one hand and a full one in the other. Leonard: (to Penny) "Are you alright?" Penny: "Aw, yeah I'm fine." Seeing a Batman in the back talking to a Cat Woman. Penny: (in a drunken state )"Our little boy is becoming a man." (Sad face). Leonard (placing an arm around Penny) "We all knew this day would come, eventually." Raj walks by with his arm around a really tall Catwoman. Raj: "So how do you like my Lare?" Catwoman: (man voice) "It's nice, but can we go to my place now?" Sheldon walks up. (not the same Batman they are watching) "I changed my mind. I want to go home now."