Amy Farrah Fowler
Sheldon: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: Hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases... sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?
Penny: He wasn't intellectually stimulating enough.
Bernadette: Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?
Penny: Wouldn't help. Zach couldn't even spell NPR.
Amy: (on her reaction to Zach) I obviously have the flu, coupled with sudden on-set Tourette's Syndrome.
Leonard: (after Sheldon has prattled on about how the number 73 is the best number) We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers.
Sheldon: (scoffs) Chuck Norris wishes!
Howard: Who'd want to become "RatMan"?
Raj: Who wouldn't?!?! You could zip through a maze in nothing flat, uh, squeeze through really small holes, and shut down restaurants in a single bound! And the best part of it is, if I were RatMan, you could be my sidekick; "MouseBoy".
Raj: You don't like MouseBoy? We could use "Kid Vermin".
Howard: First of all, if we were going to have superpowers I would not be the sidekick, YOU'D be the sidekick.
Raj: RatMan is nobody's sidekick!
Howard: Leonard, settle this. Of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?
Raj: Yeah Leonard, who?
Leonard: Twelve years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.
Amy: Did you know that the iconic human heart shape is not actually based on the shape of a human heart, but rather on the shape of a buttocks of a female bending over.
Penny: Oh, so I spent seventh grade dotting my I's with little asses? Cool.
Amy: Penny's friend, Zack, stopped by and said "hello" and I said "whoo".
Sheldon: Then why did you ask?
Amy: Ask what?
Sheldon: Alright, lets start over. What did you say when Zack walked in?
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #319.
International Airdates: United Kingdom: January 6, 2011 on E4; Turkey: October 11, 2011 on CNBC-e; Czech Republic: November 21, 2011 on Prima COOL; Slovakia: December 2, 2011 on Markiza
The "who" referred to in the lab with Sheldon and Amy is a play on Abbott and Costello's "Who's on first?" routine.
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