Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Woman: Excuse me?
Sheldon: Here. (gives woman gift basket) Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother?
Woman: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable.
Howard: See, sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it.