Jim Parsons |
Sheldon Cooper |
Johnny Galecki |
Leonard Hofstadter |
Kaley Cuoco |
Penny |
Simon Helberg |
Howard Wolowitz |
Kunal Nayyar |
Rajesh Koothrappali |
Jason Mesches |
Denny |
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Zachary Burr Abel |
Todd |
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11/10/09 (02:30)
10/29/09 (02:06)
When Leonard says that Sheldon teaching him football would be fun, Sheldon complains that that's what his father said from the time he was five until he went off to college, declaring it, "the longest seven years of my life," which means he went off to college when he was twelve. Yet, in "The Hamburger Postulate", when Sheldon asks Penny what a tie on the doorknob means, she says, "Oh come on, you went to college," and he replies, "Yes, but I was eleven."
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon, please teach me football. I'll be fun.
Sheldon: That's exactly what my father said. Come to the games. Watch the games. Week in and week out, from the time I was five until I went off to college—longest seven years of my life.
Leonard: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
Sheldon: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football. In fact, every form of football except the original, European football, which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot.
Leonard: Unbelievable.
Sheldon: If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
Raj: You always do this, you know. You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.
Howard: I totally had a shot!
Raj: With a woman you were chasing through a park? That's not a shot, that's a felony!
Sheldon: Alright, Poindexter, sit down, shut up, and listen.
Leonard: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Oh, that's how my father always began our football conversations, and if you'd like, after the game I'll take you outside and teach you to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
(watching football)
Leonard: I think I'm starting to get this.
Raj: Really? The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
Raj: I'm just saying, maybe if people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #265. It operated in tandem with card #264, shown a half-hour earlier following Chuck Lorre's other show airing in 2009–10, Two and a Half Men.
The Italian episode title is "Il teorema del football", meaning "The Football Theorem". The German title is "Football für Nerds". The French title is "Le Vortex du Nébraska". The Spanish title is "El vórtice de Cornhusker". The Mexican title is "El vórtice de la mazorca de maiz", meaning "The Corn Cob Vortex".
Originally scheduled to air October 19, 2009, this episode was pushed back and replaced with "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary".
International Airdates: Latin America: December 1, 2009 on Warner Channel; Australia: February 8, 2010 on Channel 9; Turkey: November 1, 2010 on CNBC-e; Finland: November 8, 2010 on Sub; Czech Republic: December 9, 2010 on Prima COOL; Slovakia: October 24, 2011 on Markiza
The title of this episode, "The Cornhusker Vortex" is a reference to the University of Nebraska football team's mascot, "The Cornhuskers". Since Penny is from Nebraska, it makes sense for her to pull for this team.
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