The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 24

Howard: (shouts) Ma, you wanna move your chair over here so you can see?
Mrs. Wolowitz: (shouts) I'm fine where I am! I don't wanna fall off the roof!
Howard: (quieter) You'll fall through the roof before you fall off it.

Howard: There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go?!
Mike Massimino: Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops.
Dimitri: This happens a lot. Nine times out of ten, no problem.
Howard: What happens on the tenth time?
Dimitri: Problem.

Sheldon: Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline because it doesn't sound like something I'll enjoy.
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon, it'll be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.

Amy: No, no, no, this is not the wedding I wanted! I want to wear my maid of honor dress and walk down the aisle with a hundred eyes on me while a string quartet plays "The Way You Look Tonight"!
Bernadette: That wasn't gonna be our procession music.
Amy: Well, it was gonna be mine!