Bernadette: Raj this dinner was amazing. If you're here much longer, I'm going to have to buy bigger clothes.
Rajesh: Nonsense. You need a little fattening up. You've been looking too skinny lately
Bernadette: Ah. Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?
Howard: What are you talking about? Remember last week when I asked if you were wearing spanks and you weren't? I guess that's different.
Bernadette: Maybe you should try to be more thoughtful like your friend Raj.
Howard: Well, maybe you could try to be more like Raj.
Bernadette: Oh, really?
Howard: Yea. Yea. He packed me a lunch this morning and there was a note inside that said "Go get'em".
Bernadette: te to telling you to "Go got'em". You're a grown man, you should know "Go get'em".
Howard: I do know to "Go get'em", but sometimes it's nice to have emotional support when I'm going and getting them.
Rajesh: Hey. Hey. Do you hear yourself? No more. Calm down and take a step back.
Bernadette: This is stupid. Why are we fighting?
Howard: I don't know. I guess I was just feeling like I'm a lousy husband.
Bernadette: You're not a lousy husband. You're a great husband. I was the one feeling like a lousy wife.
Howard: Are you kidding? You're the best! I know what the problem is. It's him.
Rajesh: Oh. What did I do?
Howard: You made it feel like we were not trying hard enough.
Bernadette: Yea. We were totally fine "half-assing" our marriage 'til you showed up.
Rajesh: Look I'm sorry you're upset with me, but I'd like to say it's nice to see the two of you on the same page.
Howard: It does feel good having you backing me up for once.
Bernadette: I back you up all the time.
Howard: I...You're doing it again!
Bernadette: What is wrong with you?
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