The Big Bang Theory

Season 3 Episode 1

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 21, 2009 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Sheldon: What are they doing here?
      Leonard: We came to apologize again and bring you home. So why don't you pack up your stuff, and we'll head back?
      Sheldon: No, this is my home now. Thanks to you, my career is over, and I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas trying to teach evolution to creationists.
      Mary: You watch your mouth, Shelly. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
      Sheldon: Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact.
      Mary: And that is your opinion.
      Sheldon: (to the guys) I forgive you, let's go home.