Amy Farrah Fowler
In this episode, Penny gets a guest role on NCIS. Raj comments that Mark Harmon is a dreamboat. He should know, since Kunal Nayyar had a guest role on NCIS before working on The Big Bang Theory.
Howard: Vader is here now on this moon. I felt his presence. He has come for me. He can feel when I'm near.
Bernadette: How many times do I have to tell you to replace the toilet paper when it's empty?
Howard: I'm in the middle of something!
Berandette: So am I!
Sheldon: Can't sleep?
Sheldon: Would you like to talk about it?
Leonard: Penny proposed and I didn't say yes.
Sheldon: Why not?
Leonard: That's a good question.
Sheldon: Does that mean the relationship is over?
Leonard: I don't know.
Sheldon: Why don't you ask her?
Leonard: Because I am afraid to know the answer.
Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry.
Leonard: That's it? You're not going to make some dumb joke or inappropriate comment?
Sheldon: No. You're my friend and I'm sorry.
Leonard: Yes. How much for a hundred long stemmed red roses? Really? How much for three?
Leonard: Yeah, I'll call you back.
Penny: Look, I know you were just trying to help with your Star Wars thing. I didn't mean to call it idiotic.
Leonard: Well, I don't think you called it idiotic.
Penny: Oh. Sorry, I meant to. Anyway, um,. I was just upset with myself. I wasn't mad at you. I just feel like everything is falling apart.
Leonard: Come on. It's OK.
Penny: No, it's not OK. Look at me. OK. I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago, and still doing it. I can't quit because guess what, I can't do at anything else. And I finally get me big break and it goes away. I'm such a mess.
Leonard: No, you're not.
Penny: Really? Cause this morning at Starbucks a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn't the only one in there.
Leonard: OK, listen to me. This is just a minor setback.
Penny: No it's not. I've been out here for like ten years. I've nothing to show for it.
Leonard: You have me.
Penny: You're right. I do have you. Mmm. Let's get married.
Penny: Ohh. Leonard Hofstadter...will you marry me?
Penny: Did you seriously just say, "Ummm"?
Leonard: Look you know I love you, but you're drunk and sad and feeling lost…
Penny: OK, so...so...you don't want to marry me?
Leonard: That is not what I said.
Penny: No forget it. I take it back. Offer's off the table.
Sheldon: Who's in the mood to laugh?
Leonard: Really not a good time.
Sheldon: But I used science to construct the perfect joke.
Penny: I'm gonna go.
Leonard: No. Penny don't
Penny: No, no. I just need to be alone.
Penny: You didn't get your part cut. And you didn't get your part cut. Yep a bunch of old guys rocking out in a band all with erectile dysfunction, you didn't get your part cut.
Leonard: Hey, can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of Penny might get cut.
Penny: Are you kidding me?
Leonard: Really because...
Penny: Well...the diner scene. Where's my diner scene?
Sheldon: Well, don't ask me. Until I see the prequel, I'm lost.
Penny: No. This was supposed the big scene with me and Mark Harmon, but it's...it's gone.
Bernadette: What happened?
Penny: They must have cut it.
Leonard: Oh, Penny. I'm sorry.
Howard: That stinks.
Raj: I'm sure you were great.
Penny: This doesn't make any sense to me. I mean...I thought I did a really good job. I...Excuse me.
Sheldon: A joke is a brief oral narrative summary with a climatic humorous twist.
Amy: It's nice that we all get to eat together. (The guys mumble in agreement) Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
Sheldon: We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs we don't have to.
Penny: Guys, guys. You're never going to believe this.
Leonard: What happened?
Penny: I just got a job on a TV show.
Leonard: That's great. Guys! (Guys mumble acknowledgement.)
Amy: What's the show?
Penny: NCII or you know NCSC. I don't know. It's the one with all the letters and I'm going to be on it.
Leonard: That's amazing.
Howard: What's your part?
Penny: I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon.
Raj: OOO. Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.
Leonard: So it's just flirting.
Penny: Yea, why?
Leonard: No reason. I just think it's sexier when left to the imagination.
Amy: He's wrong.
Original International Airdates:
Finland: February 18, 2014 on Sub
Norway: February 19, 2014 on TVNorge
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