Amy: At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact.
Sheldon: Ohhh, boy. You know ours is a relationship of the mind.
Amy: Proposal: one wild night of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.
Sheldon: Counter-proposal: I will gently stroke your head and repeat, "Awww, who's a good Amy?"
Amy: How about this: French kissing. Seven minutes in heaven culminating in second base.
Sheldon: Neck massage, then you get me that beverage.
Amy: We cuddle. Final offer.
Sheldon: Very well.
(they sit apart for a moment, then Amy moves closer to Sheldon)
Sheldon: Ohhh, boy.
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