The Big Bang Theory

Season 3 Episode 23

The Lunar Excitation

Aired Monday 8:00 PM May 24, 2010 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Penny: Damn you, you rat bastard!
      Leonard: Are you drunk?
      Penny: Zack was a perfectly nice guy and then you *ruined* him!
      Leonard: How did I ruin him?
      Penny: 'Cause in the olden days I never would have known he was so stupid.
      Leonard: Come on, he wasn't that stupid.
      Penny: Yes he *was*! He thought you were going to blow up the *moon*!
      Leonard: Okay, yeah, he's stupid
      Penny: He spent the entire night bragging about how *he* invented the word appeteezers!
      Leonard: (still laughing) Well, how is that my fault?
      Penny: You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots, now come with me.
      (grabs Leonard's hand and starts pulling him behind her)
      Leonard: W-where are we going?
      Penny: (shouts) We're gonna have *SEX*!
      Leonard: Wha- I mean oh, OK.
      Sheldon: (comes out of his bedroom) What's going on?
      Penny: Put on your noise cancelling headphones, this is gonna get *loud*.
      Sheldon: Ach, not *this* again.
      (goes back into his room)