The Big Bang Theory

Season 6 Episode 9

The Parking Spot Escalation

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 29, 2012 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Sheldon is sitting in Howard's parking spot doing work, Howard tries to park there)
      Howard: OK, you need to move now.
      Sheldon: No I don't.
      Howard: You can't stay there forever.
      Sheldon: Actually, I have a plastic baggie strapped to my leg that says I can. Give up, Wolowitz, you've chosen to tangle with a superior intellect you can't defeat. There is nothing you can possibly do to--(Howard lays on the horn, Sheldon puts on a pair of oversized headphones)
      Howard: Those aren't going to help you Sheldon!
      Sheldon: Oh yes they are! I mean what?

    • Bernadette: So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too?
      Amy: For hours. Fortunately, I couldn't understand most of it 'cause Sheldon was wearing that stupid robot mask.
      Bernadette: Howard was so angry I had to mash up Benadryl in his ice cream to get him to fall asleep.
      Amy: I guess this is what we get for being with two testosterone-fueled alpha males. At some point, they're bound to lock horns.
      Penny: I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic-Con?
      Bernadette: I'm really sorry they took Sheldon's spot away. He shouldn't have to suffer just because Howard's such a big deal now.
      Amy: I know, Sheldon should just let Howard have his little moment in the sun.
      Bernadette: What's that supposed to mean?
      Amy: Well, Howard's never gonna go to space again, but Sheldon will always be a genius.
      Bernadette: You're right. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again, if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.
      Amy: If and when?
      Penny: Okay, maybe we should change the subject. Amy, how are your lady parts? Still chilly down there?
      Bernadette: Hang on. None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven. My husband actually went to outer space.
      Amy: That's an impressive accomplishment. He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.
      Penny: You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax. My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape. (laughing) It's a bad idea...
      Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? (Amy is shocked.)
      Penny: (tries not to laugh) Damn.
      Amy: Yeah, well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother.
      (Penny and Bernadette are shocked.)
      Amy: And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb.

  • Notes

    • This episode's end titles have Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #400.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: November 29, 2012 on CTV
      United Kingdom:January 17, 2013 on E4/E4 HD
      Finland: December 12, 2013 on Sub

  • Allusions