Bernadette: For a while in Poland, [Howard's] family and mine lived next door to each other.
Penny: Oh, cool!
Amy: No, it's not… I'll tell you later.
Leonard: Are you drinking whiskey?
Sheldon: Indeed! If I'm to participate in the social convention that is the "stag night," then I must embrace all its components, including tobacco, swear words and, yes, alcohol. (takes a sip) Jeepers, that's yucky!
Leonard: Whoa, it's a little early to start dropping J-bombs, don't you think?
Wil Wheaton: (holding video phone) Oh, Internet, this is so going all over you!
Sheldon: I wish you all could be inside my head. The conversation is sparkling!
Howard: Tell [Bernadette]... I'm really sorry, and if she doesn't want to marry me... I get it. But, what I really want her to know is that the guy she's disgusted by is the guy I'm disgusted by, too, but that guy doesn't exist anymore. He's gone, and the reason is... because of her. So, if this relationship is over, let her know that she made me a better man, and... tell her "thank you."
Penny: (moved to tears) Oh, my God, Howard! That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard... and it came out of you!
International Airdates: Czech Republic: July 24, 2012 on Prima COOL; Turkey: January 8, 2013 on CNBC-e; Finland: November 22, 2013 on Sub
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