Penny: (shouting out the window) Hey, jerk-face! You forgot your iPod!
(she throws the iPod, which breaks on the pavement)
Leonard: What's going on?
Penny: (fuming) I'll tell you what's going on. That stupid, self-centered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog! (shouting out the window) Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard! (calmly to Leonard) Thank you.