The Big Gay Sketch Show Season 3 Episode 2

Feminique Spokeswoman: I celebrate being a woman, a natural woman. But I don't need to deal with the inconvenience of my period every single month, or every six months, or even every year. You see, my doctor prescribed "Feminique." And now I get my period once a decade, just as nature intended.

That means over the next 10 years, instead of 120 periods, I get one. I'm not entirely sure why my doctor said that was a good idea, but he wears a white coat, he seems smart, so I'm sure I should take it. I mean, I am woman and what could be more feminine than 119 fewer periods.

There have been reports of some minor side effects. They include dry mouth, blurred vision and that's all. Oh, that's right, and vaginal disappearance and deformation, massive vaginal infection, vaginal discoloration and death. And, although reported, not everyone gets a heart attack. And, really, that's nothing I like to think about.

Announcer: Then, in the season finale, a lavish night of knitting and staring is interrupted when 12-year-old Anna goes head-to-head with her own father. Will Warren get cold feet before marrying his own daughter?
Warren Jeffs: Probably not.
Announcer: So get ready for the new season of The Real Housewives of Warren Jeffs.
Anna: Wednesdays nights on Bravo are about to give a whole new meaning to Father of the Bride.

RuPaul: Welcome to the main stage. Queens, tonight your challenge is to be as close as possible to an episode of America's Next Top Model without being sued for plagiarism.