The Big Gay Sketch Show Season 3 Episode 3

Maya Angelou: Today's craigslist passage is dated April 10th from the Woman for Man section of Casual Encounters. It reads, Shy Girl Looking.

"I'm a shy girl looking for a nice guy who has a love of children and believes in the sanctity of marriage. I also want you to piss in my mouth."

Pepperstein Whalesong: We are Sappho's Lips.
Cayuga Lake: We are bringing women's empowerment through song as ushe. Umm, thank you so much for having me back at this hallowed sanctuary where I was raised, and where I learned to be kind to all and where I learned that my love for my wife partner is caused by a demon that lives in my vagina.
Pepperstein: And we like to call him ...
(points to Cayuga's crotch) Phillip Weinberg.

Jonny McGovern: What's the gayest thing you've personally ever done?
Man on the street: I went to go watch The View a couple years back with my ex-girlfriend.
Johnny: That's gay.
Man: That's pretty gay.
Jonny: Oh, my God, I'm surprised your butt didn't bleed after you went to The View.

(Barbara Walters describes her gay experience in honor of Gay Pride)
Barbara: I went [bleep] on my food taster, Doreen. It's ironic, as it was the one time when I bet she would have really enjoyed tasting what I was eating.

(Whoopi Goldberg describes her gay experience in honor of Gay Pride)
Whoopi: I had a glory hole installed in my garage. And then I put an ad on craigslist. Ohh. It was very insightful, but, y'all, my penis is raw.
Barbara Walters: Wow, that is T.M.I., Hoopy. T.M.I.