The Bill Engvall Show

Season 2 Episode 9

A Reptile Dysfunction

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Aug 07, 2008 on TBS
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A Reptile Dysfunction
Trent and Bryan baby sit for Paul's iguana and Lauren gets a job.

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  • Lauren gets a job to pay for a purse.

    This was not as good as some of the better episodes of the show. Not only were there less pure laughs than other editions but the plot was very unoriginal. Pets getting lost has been done to death in addition to the teenage girl getting a job.

    I will admit that Bill's argument with the guy at Hot Dog Planet was pretty funny. Paul was great as usual as was the proprietor of the hot dog stand. Paul's card was great. "I guana-wish you a Merry Christmas."

    This was by no means a bad episode, but the crew at The Bill Engvall Show can do better than this.moreless

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  • QUOTES (5)

    • Paul: Wait, Lauren has a job?
      Bill: She does. Lauren is a customer liaison for a multinational food corporation. (Lauren enters kitchen in a colorful uniform) There's my little working girl.
      Paul: (smiling) Wow, Hot Dog Planet! Their food is terrible!

    • Bill: Hey, there is another way you can get that purse.
      Lauren: It would never work dad, a purse this nice would have a security tag.
      Bill: (Turns to Susan)And you think stealing those many shampoos from the hotel doesn't rub off on the kids.
      Susan: Wanna tell her about your personalized robe upstairs, Mr. Marriott?
      Bill: I packed that by accident.

    • Susan: I thought we agreed you weren't going to fight Lauren's battles for her.
      Bill: Things changed.
      Susan: What changed?
      Bill: You left the room.

    • Paul: Hey boys, I have to go to Vegas for a convention. If I bring my iguana terrarium by will you guys feed Francis Anne Marie for me? There's $40 in it for you.

      Bryan: OK. But after the check incident, we're going to have to insist on cash.

      Paul: I told you that was a bank error.

      Trent: Never trust a guy with Tinker Bell on his checks.

      Paul: That's a dragonfly. (takes out checkbook to look) Oh. (pauses and then smiles) Ooohhh.

    • Lauren: Good Morning Father!

      Bill: Good Morning.

      Lauren: How much do you love me?

      Bill: Ahhh, too much to cheapen that love by buying you things.

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