The Bill Engvall Show

Season 1 Episode 5

Feel Free to Say No

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Aug 14, 2007 on TBS
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Feel Free to Say No
Bill and Susan have many issues on to address in their home. Trent is having trouble in school, Bryan's pet snake got loose and Lauren got into a car accident.

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      • Bill: You want to argue about this, then let's argue naked.

      • (Both standing arguing naked)
        Bill: Nope, I'm standing firm.
        Susan: (Looking down) Yeah, not bad for 45.

      • (Lauren walks into her parents' bedroom and finds them both naked and slams the door)
        Susan: Daddy and I were just arguing.
        Lauren: we haven't even had dinner yet.

      • Bill: If you rear end some one it's your fault.
        Lauren: I was just driving along and all of a sudden some idiot in front of me STOPS. What else can I do?
        Bill: At any point, did you notice red lights lighting up on the car in front of you?
        Lauren: (Thinks about it) No.
        Bill: Well, there you go; you got look out for those things.

      • (Sitting down for dinner)
        Bill: Trent, would you like to say grace?
        Trent: All right, let's bow our heads……Good bread good meat….
        Lauren: (Interrupting) Why do you continue to think that's funny?
        Trent: Good God let's eat.
        Bill: No, no, no. Bryan, please.
        Bryan: Dear God, assuming you actually exist, please don't let our vegetables be genetically altered….(Lauren slaps her hand to her head in disgust)
        Susan: (Interrupting) Thanks you Lord for the food which we are about to quickly eat. Amen.

      • Bill: (To Trent's English teacher) Did you enjoy reading Jane Austin?
        Mr. Pratt: I enjoyed all of her works.
        Bill: Well, that's just gay.
        (Susan slaps Bill on the leg)
        Bill: I'm sorry; I just meant to think that.

      • Lauren: Why did you guys choose to have children after me?
        Susan: We were young....and stupid.

      • Bill: (About the children) You want to make another couple of those?
        Susan: Absolutely not!
        Bill: Then let's just practice.

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