The Bill Engvall Show

Season 1 Episode 4

Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Aug 07, 2007 on TBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Susan: I'm going back to work.
      Lauren : Your going back to work?
      Trent: On purpose?
      Bill: What brought this about? Was it because I made fun of your little jar of eye goop?
      Susan: After our conversation , I thought about it; and I think it would make me happy to earn some of my own spending money.
      Lauren: You don't give her any spending money? Mom, what's in it for you?

    • Susan: (Grabs Bill) Help me find my walnuts!
      Bill: Susan, I think you've lost them completely.

    • Bill: Yah, Honey; Why don't you sell your muffins?

    • Bill: (Looking in medicine cabinet) Hey, Baby, what is all this stuff?
      Susan: Um….Fillers, smoothers, creams, lotions, potions and suaves.
      Bill: Huh?
      Susan: Spackle, bondo, paint.
      Bill: Ahh.

    • Bill: Looky there. (picks up a check) Hey, my day has not even started and I have already made six hundred dollars.
      Susan: That is for last night
      Lauren: Oh, come on... We're eating here.

    • (Bill finds a very small jar the medicine cabinet)
      Bill: Look at the size of this. I mean there isn't a shell casing of lotion in this thing. Sixty-seven dollars for real?!
      Susan: It's eye serum. It's from France.
      Bill: Boy, they saw you coming.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The episode title, "Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?", is an allusion to the title of the children's nursery rhyme, "Do You Know the Muffin Man?".

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