The Bill Engvall Show

Season 3 Episode 3

Let it Go

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Jul 25, 2009 on TBS



  • Trivia

    • Bryan has been able to solve the Rubik's Cube since he was six years old and his best record was in 15 seconds.

  • Quotes

    • (Bill is concerned about what Susan said to the girls about him)
      Bill: Is it about my butt, because real men have curves, Susan.

    • Bryan: Please you haven't seen an A since preschool.
      Lauren: Um Hello, there were two A's on my report card last semester.
      Bryan: Yeah, the ones in Lauren and Pearson, assuming you spelled Pearson right.

    • Susan: What's wrong with the way I gargle?
      (Trent walks by and Bill calls him in as he demonstrates a gargle)
      Bill: Who am I?
      Trent: Chewbacca.
      Bill: Somebody real.
      Trent: Oh, Mom.

    • Paul: So what are you doing?
      Bill: I am making a list of all of Susan's faults and I am going to read them to her later.
      Paul: Uh, you know if you want a kick in the groin just ask me.

    • Susan: Did you tell Bryan that he is getting dumber?
      Lauren: You mean the boy who wears a helmet to walk the dog
      Bryan: Safety's not stupid, Lauren.
      Lauren: No, but inviting people to throw rocks at you is.

    • Bryan: Goodbye Yale. Goodbye Berkeley. Goodbye Cornell.
      Lauren: Would you stop?
      Trent: Yeah, who are these people you keep saying goodbye to?

  • Notes

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