The Bill Engvall Show

Season 2 Episode 5

Susan's Best Friend

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Jul 10, 2008 on TBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bill: Do you think Susan and I are in a rut?
      Paul: Well, I don't know, tell me what you guys do for fun.
      Bill: Let's see, we watch TV, we play board games, go to a movie once in while.
      Paul: No, you're not in a rut.
      Bill: Good.
      Paul: You are in a bottomless pit of soul sucking boredom!

    • Susan: A.J. had an idea for something fun to do tonight.
      Bill: Tonight? It's 9:15. The only people out now are drug dealers and jazz musicians.

    • A.J.: Bill, haven't changed a bit. That goatee is never going away is it?
      Bill: Just 'cos you shave yours doesn't mean I have to shave mine.

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