The Bill Engvall Show

Season 1 Episode 7

The Birthday

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Aug 28, 2007 on TBS
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The Birthday
Bill is celebrating his 46th birthday with the family. Bill is hoping for a motorcycle, but is surprised by his actual gift. Lauren works on getting a fake ID to get into a club.

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      • Susan: Yeah, I get it. Freedom. Testosterone. Blah. Blah. Blah. (As Bill leaves) Come on kids; let's watch your dad blast off.
        Bryan: He's going out in public like that.

      • Bill: Look, you realize I'm a grown man and I really don't need to ask your permission for this. (Susan looks right at him, Bill puts his head on her shoulder) Oh please, let me get one.

      • Susan: Middle aged men, motorcycle, sounds like a mid-life crisis. Next thing you'll be wanting a mistress and that'll be your end life crisis.

      • Lauren: (Offers her brother ten dollars to help her) My friends have fake ID's and I want one too. So, I figured between freak and geek, you all could help me out.
        Bryan: That little comment just raised our price to 15 each.
        Lauren: (Looks at Trent) How about 10?
        Trent: Deal.

      • Bob: So Bill, how are you…..53?
        Bill: 46
        Bob: Ohh. You look great.

      • Bob: When I had my mid-life crisis, I got a corvette and a young Korean wife.
        Bill: (Laughs) This is not a mid-life crisis. I've wanted a motorcycle sine I was 15. Plus that movie Wild Hogs pushed me right over the edge.
        Bob: The movie about four guys having a mid-life crisis.
        Paul: Look Bob, why even put a label on it. The man wants something, he should get it. Like me; I wanted a Maserati, I got it. I wanted a 72 inch plasma TV, I got it. I wanted a divorce, got it.
        Bob: I thought Helen left you?
        Paul: Yeah, she did. And she got the Maserati; and the plasma; and about half of all the profits for the DuFrayne Hair Institute.

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