Susan: Yeah, I get it. Freedom. Testosterone. Blah. Blah. Blah. (As Bill leaves) Come on kids; let's watch your dad blast off.
Bryan: He's going out in public like that.
Bill: Look, you realize I'm a grown man and I really don't need to ask your permission for this. (Susan looks right at him, Bill puts his head on her shoulder) Oh please, let me get one.
Susan: Middle aged men, motorcycle, sounds like a mid-life crisis. Next thing you'll be wanting a mistress and that'll be your end life crisis.
Lauren: (Offers her brother ten dollars to help her) My friends have fake ID's and I want one too. So, I figured between freak and geek, you all could help me out.
Bryan: That little comment just raised our price to 15 each.
Lauren: (Looks at Trent) How about 10?
Bob: So Bill, how are you…..53?
Bob: Ohh. You look great.
Bob: When I had my mid-life crisis, I got a corvette and a young Korean wife.
Bill: (Laughs) This is not a mid-life crisis. I've wanted a motorcycle sine I was 15. Plus that movie Wild Hogs pushed me right over the edge.
Bob: The movie about four guys having a mid-life crisis.
Paul: Look Bob, why even put a label on it. The man wants something, he should get it. Like me; I wanted a Maserati, I got it. I wanted a 72 inch plasma TV, I got it. I wanted a divorce, got it.
Bob: I thought Helen left you?
Paul: Yeah, she did. And she got the Maserati; and the plasma; and about half of all the profits for the DuFrayne Hair Institute.
In the Czech Republic, this episode named The Birthday is named Narozeniny.
International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: August 13, 2009 on HBO Comedy