The Bill Engvall Show

Season 1 Episode 7

The Birthday

Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Aug 28, 2007 on TBS



  • Quotes

    • Bob: When I had my mid-life crisis, I got a corvette and a young Korean wife.
      Bill: (Laughs) This is not a mid-life crisis. I've wanted a motorcycle sine I was 15. Plus that movie Wild Hogs pushed me right over the edge.
      Bob: The movie about four guys having a mid-life crisis.
      Paul: Look Bob, why even put a label on it. The man wants something, he should get it. Like me; I wanted a Maserati, I got it. I wanted a 72 inch plasma TV, I got it. I wanted a divorce, got it.
      Bob: I thought Helen left you?
      Paul: Yeah, she did. And she got the Maserati; and the plasma; and about half of all the profits for the DuFrayne Hair Institute.

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