Bob: When I had my mid-life crisis, I got a corvette and a young Korean wife.
Bill: (Laughs) This is not a mid-life crisis. I've wanted a motorcycle sine I was 15. Plus that movie Wild Hogs pushed me right over the edge.
Bob: The movie about four guys having a mid-life crisis.
Paul: Look Bob, why even put a label on it. The man wants something, he should get it. Like me; I wanted a Maserati, I got it. I wanted a 72 inch plasma TV, I got it. I wanted a divorce, got it.
Bob: I thought Helen left you?
Paul: Yeah, she did. And she got the Maserati; and the plasma; and about half of all the profits for the DuFrayne Hair Institute.