The Bill Engvall Show

Season 2 Episode 11

The Night Before Christmas

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Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Nov 15, 2008 on TBS

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    • Lauren: Just because we do it every year, doesn't mean it's a tradition.

    • (Trent is upset over his report card)
      Mr. Faulkner: Your daughter seems upset.

    • (After seeing Mr. Faulkner's toupee)
      Trent: Is that happening?
      Bill: Affirmative.
      Trent: Outstanding.

    • (Trying to leave to give her present to Scott)
      Lauren: I just want to give him his gift. Mom...
      Susan: You can give it to him tomorrow.
      Bill: Yeah, tonight's Christmas Eve and that's family time.
      Lauren: Is 364 days a year not enough for you people?

    • Lauren: And you're the one not going on a snowboarding trip.
      Trent: I-I should be going. I really studied. I should have got an 'A' on that test.
      Bryan: Yeah, how tough is it to find oxidation numbers and ionic charges.
      Trent: (Looking concerned) I should have gotten a 'B' on that test.

    • Lauren: (On cell phone leaving a voice mail) Hey Scott, it's me again. Ummm, not sure if you got my message. Call me.
      Trent: Six times in an hour? I think you're the one not getting the message.

    • Susan: Alright, but report cards are coming today so just remember our agreement, you can't go on that trip if you get any C's.
      Trent: Yeah, I know.
      Bill: Or D's.
      Trent: I don't remember agreeing to that.

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