The Bionic Woman Classic

Season 3 Episode 23

The Return of the Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM May 17, 1987 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • Lee Majors II's character of Jim Castillian comments how he'd love to have a father just like Steve Austin, played by his real-life father, Lee Majors.

  • Quotes

    • Jaime: You knew I was gonna remember about me and Steve, didn't you?
      Oscar: Yeah... what'll you do about it?
      Jaime: Try not to throw him through another window? (Oscar chuckles) I don't know... I really don't know.

    • Oscar: Michael, if you ever get tired of being top gun in the Air Force, how'd you like to come to work for me?
      Steve: No, no, no, no, Oscar. He is not gonna go to work for you.
      Jaime: You think he has a choice?
      Oscar: Jaime!
      Jaime: (sheepishly) Bye.

    • (Michael fires his eye laser).
      Steve: I can't do that either! You didn't kill him, did ya?
      Michael: No--I can control the intensity of the beam. (mischievously) Bet you wish you had one.
      Steve: You can say that again.

    • Steve: Well, last night wasn't my night for getting acquainted. Maybe tonight I'll do better, if I can find the right words.
      Jaime: Words aren't that hard to find. Look inside yourself—say what's in your heart—even if it is made of Teflon.

    • Castillian: So... you're the six million dollar man.
      Steve: Probably twenty-four by now.

    • Steve: Jaime... (grabs her right arm)
      Jaime: Let go of me.
      Steve: No.
      Jaime: Let go! (sends Steve flying through a window) Now look what you made me do!
      Steve: Well, at least your bionic arm still works.

    • Oscar: Okay... I see your side. I just wish I could be on it. But be careful... remember, you're the man who put Stenning away ten years ago. Fortress may go after you.
      Steve: C'mon... I'm ancient history.
      Oscar: (watches Steve wave to a bikini-clad beauty) Not too ancient, I hope.

    • Steve: (watching some jet fighters fly overhead) Nice formation, huh?
      Jim: Ever wish you were back at the controls of those, Colonel Austin?
      Steve: Sometimes... only in a suicidal moment.

    • Rudy: Your left eye is a miracle, a miracle of modern science, but what if it had an added factor—a laser beam—very thin, very concentrated, capable of burning through an inch of steel.
      Steve: Come in handy if you got locked out of the house.

  • Notes

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