Bob Hope's guests are Anne Bancroft, Sergio Franchi, Janet Leigh and singer Julie London. With Les Brown and His Band of Renown.
Bob's monologue touches on smoking, the Beatles, golf, President Johnson and Red China.
Hope and Sergio Franchi as a pair of Italian tenors singing their reactions to an automobile crash. (Hope did this skit years ago with Nelson Eddy).
Hope as the First Man and Anne Bancroft as his wife, the country's first lady president.
Hope as a man reaching his "Busting Point" as a result of carrying on with his wife (Janet Leigh) and his girlfriend (also Janet Leigh).
Sergio Franchi sings "Marta".
USO Xmas Show from Turkey, Greece, Crete, Libya, and aboard the USS Shangri-La. Appearing with Bob Hope are entertainers, Tuesday Weld, Jerry Colonna, Anita Bryant, John Bubbles, Phillip Crosby, Peter Leeds, The Earl Twins and Miss USA, Michelle Metrinko.
The service men join Hope's crew singing "Silent Night".
Bing Crosby and Jack Benny pinch-hit for the ailing Bob Hope. Danny Thomas and Juliet Prowse appear in a pre-recorded segment. The 1963 Look All-America Football Team, look for Dick Butkus and Carl Eller and six football "queens".
Bob Hope's guests are Andy Griffith, Martha Raye, Jane Russell, Connie Haines, Beryl Davis and the Los Angeles Dodger stars Sandy Koufax, Don Drysdale and Tommy Davis.
Bob pokes fun at Valachi ("He's the star of I've Got a Secret") and Madae Nhu ("She's South Vietnam's answer to Zsa Zsa Gabor").
Jane Russell, Beryl Davis and Connie Haines perform a nightclub act.
Sketches with Martha Raye playing a Madame Poo who's just returned from a world trip.
Andy Griffith as a lovable sheriff toying with Hope.
Dodgers Sandy Koufax, Tommy Davis and Don Drysdale singing "We're In the Money".