Emily: Well, they announced the new vice-principal today.
Bob: Oh, did you give out our congratulations?
Emily: Ed didn't get it.
Bob: See, that the trouble with the system. They never recognize somebody with talent. What stumblebum got it?
Emily: I got it, Bob. I'm the new vice-principal, Emily Stumblebum.
"Hi, Bob"-ometer: Three, from Ed Hoffman, Janet Hoffman, and Gail Bronson. Total 158 for the series.