Emily: Howard, if you're going to the airport, maybe you can give Moose a ride.
Howard: Oh? Where are you going?
Howard: Oh, sorry. I'm only going as far as Cleveland.
Jerry: I didn't know that they could trade players to Japan.
Moose: Normally they can't, but I had this funny, Far-East clause in my contract.
Jerry: Who'd they trade you for, Moose?
Moose: I'm not sure, but there's talk around the clubhouse that they got a short stop, a third baseman and a Datson.
Jerry: Hey, I saw you play the last time I was out at the park.
Moose: You did?
Jerry: Yeah. You pinch-hit in the bottom of the ninth with two men on.
Moose: That the time I got the double?
Jerry: No, you struck out.
Bob: Well, it happens to the best of them.
Moose: Yeah, it happens to me a lot, too.
This is the first of Vern Rowe's two unrelated appearances. He also played the trumpet player in season four's "Here's Looking at You, Kid."
"Hi, Bob"-ometer: Two, both from Howard. 46 for the series.
This episode contains one of Bob Newhart's classic telephone bits.