Gabby Soleil |
Jazmine Dubois |
Gary Anthony Williams |
Uncle Ruckus |
Cedric Yarbrough |
Tom Dubois |
Regina King |
Huey and Riley Freeman |
John Witherspoon |
Robert "Granddad" Freeman |
Jill Talley |
Sarah Dubois |
Donald Faison |
Catcher Freeman |
Guest Star |
Ruckus makes no sense while telling his story, he refers to Themla as a "mulatto hussy". Mulatto being another term for "biracial". And yet when he talks to/about Jazmine he seems to praise her for being biracial.
If the story that Huey found on the internet is true, then the Freemans are partially descended from a slave master.
Catcher Freeman: Uh... die, cracker... die? Yeah. Take that mas'a! Yeah! You want to beat up on the slaves, huh? Well, take that to yo ass, muthafucka!
Riley: Aww, man! He sold the crew out for a script? That's a bitch ass nigga!
Catcher Freeman: No! You lyin' black bitch, that wasn't a week!
Guy #1: So let me get this straight: Catcher Freeman is gonna come through here with his berg aid, cut that cracka's (slave master) head clean off and then we'll be free?
(all the slaves start to agree with the plan)
Guy #2: Now...now wait a minute now. I, I know we've had our problems with the master, but uh, this is murder.
(the slaves start to slap him across the head repeatedly)
Guy #3: Man. Aw man, shut your punk ass up.
Slave Master: You ask me to take in a slave and this is how you repay me? All you do all day is sleep and jump and eat. All right stop it! Stop it! Stop having so much fun!
Guy #1: Hey Master, why don't you do me a favor and master these nuts in your mouth, nigga.
(everyone laughs)
Master: Come on now. That's enough. I've had it. Ya'll get a timeout. Everybody is in timeout. Right now.
Guy #3: You ever notice how white people sound? (Imitates white people) I've had it, you're all getting a timeout.
(everyone laughs again)
Guy #1: Hey master. Dienda sent a message.
Master: I don't know anyone named Dienda. Dienda who?
Guy #1: Dienda my dick, nigga!
(everyone laughs a third time)
Master: Now I have put up with this long enough and I'm not going to put up with it anymore! Get to work NOW!
(everyone looks at him)
Master: Now, um. I'm sorry I had to speak at you so sternly, but you brought it on yourself.
(everyone looks at the master then breaks out laughing)
Master: Stop that. Slave Masters have feeling too.
(everyone continues laughing)
Master: I just don't understand. I try so hard with ya'll. (rides off on his horse crying)
Guy #2: Tellin' you man, Catcher Freeman is real. He go round from Plantation to Plantation freeing all the slaves and shit. He's like 14 feet tall, got trapezius muscles and biceps. It's crazy, he ain't just no normal nigga. He's super-nigga. He's like a blackass Batman if you will. And he can fly… underwater!
Riley: (out of story, laughing) Wait, how they know who Batman is?
Granddad: (out of story) Stop interrupting!
Guy #3: Ha! That's ridiculous. I don't even know who Batman is!
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S 3 : Ep 15
Aired 8/15/10
S 3 : Ep 14
Aired 8/8/10
S 3 : Ep 13
Aired 8/1/10
S 3 : Ep 12
Aired 7/18/10
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