The Boondocks

Season 1 Episode 2

The Trial of R. Kelly

Aired Sunday 11:30 PM Nov 13, 2005 on Adult Swim



  • Quotes

    • Huey: (turns the boom box off, causing everyone who was dancing to stop) What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is NOT one of those men! We all KNOW the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards?! What happened to bare minimums?! You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna HELP R. Kelly? Then get some COUNSELLING for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder! But don't pretend like the man is a hero! (walks off) (returns) And stop the damn dancing! Act like you got some goddamn sense, people! Damn! Through playin' round here. (pause)
      Riley: Boo! Boo! Hey, kid with the Afro. Sit down. Shut up. Turn the music back on. (someone turns on the music and everyone continues dancing)