The Boondocks

Season 1 Episode 2

The Trial of R. Kelly

Aired Sunday 11:30 PM Nov 13, 2005 on Adult Swim



  • Quotes

    • Tom: Riley, she was a little girl.
      Riley: Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!
      Tom: But what about the victim!
      Riley: Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal resposibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album JUST fo' that?
      (walks away)
      Huey: Man, you just beat by an eight-year old.
      Riley: And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat!