Mike: A stirred up bunch of women can save almost anything... except maybe money.
Jan: Mom told Alice that if we don't fight city hall now, we'll all be living in concrete jungles.
Cindy: What does that mean?
Jan: No more parks.
Marcia: No more grass, no more flowers, and no more trees.
Cindy: Where will they put all the squirrels?
Carol: Oh Mike, they just can't close that park. Well, parks are almost as-as extinct as buffaloes.
Mike: You're so right. I haven't seen a buffalo in the neighborhood for months.
Alice: You mean a big, strong, handsome man like you isn't married?
Man: Well, maybe it ain't that i just found Mrs. Right yet. I don't see no ring on that finger either.
Alice: They call me Alice.....Available
(Bobby and Cindy try to have the man sign the petition)
Man: You radicals sure start young!
Cindy: What's a radical?
Bobby: I guess it's somebody who likes to play in parks.
This is Jack Collins' final appearance as Mike's boss, Mr. Phillips.
Jackie Coogan makes his first appearance and is better known as Uncle Fester on The Addams Family.
This episode title is a play on a type of vehicle-parking, usually illegal, in parking alongside another already parked which is subject to obstruction.