Cindy: The secret is...the secret is...
Cindy: There is no secret.
Peter and Jan: No secret?!?
Marcia: What are you talking about?
Greg: Wait a minute. If there's no secret, then what's all this "I've got a secret, I've got a secret" jazz for?
Cindy: Well, if I didn't say that, would I be getting all this attention?