Marcia: You know where my diary is?!?! Oh, Cindy, I could kiss you! Where is it?
Cindy: I gave it to that man.
Marcia: What man?
Cindy: The one Mommy gave all the other old books to.
Marcia: Oh no, Cindy, tell me you didn't!
Cindy: Okay, I didn't......but I did.