The Brak Show

Brak: I'll have you know "losing" is not in my vocabulary... then again, neither is "flaucipaucinihilpilification".

Brak: It's like I say, when life gives you lemons... blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!

(while Brak's Dad is mumbling in hot tub water) Brak: I hope those are talking bubbles, buddy.

(Brak's rap) Well it's Brak ya'll Get up ya'll From the front row To the back wall Get on the floor and shake that rump Shake that butt Shake that butt Shake that heinie heinie

(Zorak has teleported out of the scene) Brak: I didn't know Zorak could teleport! Zorak: (Ominiscent voice) There are many things you don't know about me! Brak: Oh yeah, like what? (Zorak teleports back in) Zorak: I'm forty! (Laughs evilly and teleports back out) Brak: Well that certainly came out of left field.

[Braks Rap] Greetings all you beautiful people my name is Brak as you'll soon discover... Well it's Brak y'all, get up y'all from the front row to the back wall I get all the peoples toes a tappin' thanks to my rappin' it's not happen Just dance, just jump, get on the floor and shake that big ole' rump Just dance, just jump, get on the floor and shake that big ole' rump Shake that butt, shake that bottom, shake that heiny heiny and all that stuff that you shake behind ya do the shake in the butt whats up, whats up, whats up