The Bullwinkle Show
Other (ended 1963)
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Season 5
- Ep 14Wossamotta U. (10, 11 & 12)6/28/63
Colonel moose takes those Civil War battle plans rather seriously, running north despite the fact that the Wossamotta goal lines are to the south, and, to make certain that the wrong side wins, a Mud City Mangler keeps a gun pointed right at the referee's fifty-yard line. When a Mud City Mangler is caught intimidating the ref, Bullwinkle springs into action, replaying the final two years of the Civil War in the last ten minutes of gridiron action, and just before the final gun sounds, the speedy squirrel zooms for the goal line, but just at that moment, Boris hurls a large rock at the diminutive Rocky. Hokey smoke! Rocky dodges, the referee ducks, and the rock bonks the Mud City thug holding a gun to the ref's back. Mud City mounts an all-out assault, but out of the ball of smoke and flame covering the gridiron comes galloping none other than Bullwinkle J. Moose, the football dangling from an antler, and even though Boris has taken the precaution of mining the entire Wossamotta end zone, swivel hips Bullwinkle crosses all the way through without a toe touching a single explosive, but when Boris puts a questioning tootsie in the end zone's vicinity...KA-BOOM!''moreless - Ep 13Wossamotta U. (7, 8 & 9)6/21/63
Boris gets another scheme to defeat Wossamotta U, he disguises as the Mud City Manglers as dolls, to deliver the Wossamotta team a big knock out punch. The score is 500-1, and Boris and Fearless Leader, so confident that Mud City Manglers will win, bet the entire Pottsylvanian Treasury. How to protect this bet? Boris and Fearless Leader hatch another plan, this time it's kidnapping Bob Waterbucket. Later, Boris and Fearless Leader has the stadium looking like a war zone, trenches dug up, guns everywhere, and it looks like the Wossamotta Pigeons are going down! Amazingly, Bullwinkle ends up having no trouble with the game by the second half!moreless - Ep 12Wossamotta U. (4, 5 & 6)6/14/63
Moose can throw passes, but can he throw an entire game? wonders Boris himself not a graduate of Penn State but of the state pen, so he enlists Natasha to feign distress-dis dress, dat dressm all she knows is she's distraught-so she plays on good-hearted Bullwinkle's sympathy by telling him her brother is on the Hard Knocks school team, and if Hard Knocks doesn't win on Saturday, he'll be thrown off and loose his letter sweater-and gee, it's turning cold too. Bullwinkle sell out Well, heroes are supposed to help damsels in distress, aren't they? Comes the big game against Hard Knocks College, and the odds on Wossamotta are long, but so are Natasha'a batty eyelashes and when Boris inpersonates her brother too, good-hearted Bullwinkle is completely taken in, until the big game's last quarter, when he spots Natasha and Boris in the stands, cheering Hard Knocks. Right at the edge of the wrong goal line, with a horde of tacklers in persuit, the furious moose stops, spots Boris, who's beat in a hasty retreat to the other side of the field, and throws the first handy object at the fleeing villain, namely, the football. Just as the speeding forward pass reaches the end zone, Rocky zooms up, snagging it for the winning points and Wossamotta becomes the top team in the country, but those two heels without souls, Boris and Natasha, can't just walk away. They have a new Fiendish Plan in mind: Assemble their own football team, the Mud City Manglers, with the toughest thugs in the state, coached by that homicidal martinet, Fearless Leader, who's back for a-POW!-guest shot.moreless - Ep 11Wossamotta U. (1, 2 & 3)6/7/63
At a large Minnesota college, answer to the question Wossamotta U is...everything; yes, Wossamotta University has lost eighty percent of its enrollment and it's buildings are crumbling, all because there's no winning football team! The moose matriculates, but since he's on a football scholarship, the only classic the Frostbite Falls Flash has to study is Dick and Jane at the Seashore. Coach Canute is amazed when Rocky shows him the alley-oop pass, and the amazed college trustees immediately start building their new big stadium in anticipation of great new victories, like the bug upset over Watchmakers College-or as it's know, Tick Tock Tech-or the unusual victory over Barely Normal.moreless - Ep 10Louse on 92nd Street (4, 5 & 6)5/31/63
It's Bullwinkle's dangerous duty to testify against crime lord Fingers Scarnose, but Scarnose intends to torpedo that, so he employs an out-of-town torpedo-none other than Boris Badenov-to do in the dutiful mosse before he can do his civic duty. As Boris and Natasha take cover, Rocky discovers the worm in the apple is actually a burning fuse, so the pluky squirrel plucks the bomb from the horrified moose, flies it out the window, and drops it right into a certain garbage can, where a certain pair of distinctly unlucky villains are hiding. Speaking of hiding, that's just what our heroes do, going undercover at a mink farm until the day Bullwinkle has to testify, which is just when Boris turns up. When Rocky returns to the mink pen after taking cover for two hours, he discovers a certain foreign gentlemen has purchased the biggest mink on the farm-who didn't go willingly.moreless - Ep 9Louse on 92nd Street (1, 2 & 3)5/24/63
Rocky is Bullwinkle's hero, and Bullwinkle is Rocky's hero. Fingers Scarnose is a criminal from Heck's Kitchen. Amazingly, his criminal record has never been convicted in court, because no witness has been brave enough to testify against him. Bullwinkle mistakens Scarnose's getaway car for a taxi, and finds himself in trouble. Scarnose starts shooting Bullwinkle, his onions fly through the air, and cause the driver to spin out of control.moreless - Ep 8The Weather Lady (4, 5 & 6)5/17/63
Natasha fires a gun right when Rocky cuts out the lights. Bullwinkle grabs what he thinks is the weather lady and makes a run for it, only to realize he grabbed a phone booth by mistake. Rocky uses the phone and offers Boris $50 for the weather lady, naturally, Boris can't resist. Once meeting for the trade, Bullwinkle swats a mosquito on Boris's cheek, and the townfolk assume they've met for a duel. Rocky and Boris go ahead with the trade, but Boris trades them $3.98. The Dingaling Brothers Circus is in town, and Rocky raises $1000 for another fortune-telling machine. Boris and Natasha try to escape with both machines, but their rowboat sinks. Rocky and Bullwinkle have retrieved the weather lady!moreless - Ep 7The Weather Lady (1, 2 & 3)5/10/63
Members of the Committee for Civic Improvement have purchased a new fortune telling machine to predict the weather for now on. Boris and Natasha have a new fiendish plan to steal it. Rocky is after them, only to find an empty van in the middle of a bridge. Boris and Natasha have arrived to Watchowee Falls, where they use the weather lady to win a new steam boat. Rocky has Bullwinkle pose as a Southern colonel to play the lucky poker lady, which is in reality the stolen weather lady. Rocky cuts the lights out, but Boris has his own plan to cut out Bullwinkle's lights permanently.moreless - Ep 6Bullwinkle's Testimonial Dinner (4, 5 & 6)5/3/63
Rocky and Bullwinkle have the shirt, but their in flight they've stumbled into the notorious Shanghai waterfront, and they're going to get taken to the cleaners, at the very least, if Boris and Natasha discover them in the hold of the junk they're piloting. Ashore, Bullwinkle is captured by Boris and his henchmen, meanwhile time is about to run out on Bullwinkle's atomic shirt.moreless - Ep 5Bullwinkle's Testimonial Dinner (1, 2 & 3)4/26/63
It's a skyscraper of a tall story this time when our heroes hit the high road to Shanghai. Why? Because of his faithful service as a snowplow with antlers, the grateful citizens of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota-having weathered another winter-are toasting Bullwinkle at a testimonial dinner, but, unfortunately, the spot on his best dress shirt has a disconcerting inclination to spread. Arriving on the fast plane to Shanghai, our heroes hike directly over to the corner of Main and Chow, where they "spot" Ed Foo Yung's Chinese laundry, and Boris and Natasha too. Yes, the two spies have used their position at a local toy company to develop a miniature atom bomb wristwatch. However will they smuggle back to the states? A shirt at the laundry, of course, one that turns out to belong to a certain moose.moreless - Ep 4The Ruby Yacht (4, 5 & 6)4/19/63
Guy Vizier and his tremulous troubadours don't exactly produce toe-tapping harmonies, but Rocky take advantage of his bass solo to attach a hacksaw to his bow and cut his chains. Soon he and Bullwinkle are hiding in a lifeboat that just so happens to get thrown over the side into a rising sea. Bullwinkle and Rocky row for all they're worth in the direction of New York, but unbeknown to them the lifeboat is snagged by one of the S.S. Plankton's mooring cables, and two weeks later, they arrive in...Bombay, from which the vizier immediately transport them to the remote city of Jaipur, where the merciless pasha demands the return of the sacred Ruby Yacht to the sacred shrine, actually a very nice bathtub. When Bullwinkle doesn't instantly comply, he's taken to the very edge of the cobra pit, where the vizier promises to teach him the "error of false pride," something another leading man was threatened with, as the fearless cineaste moose points out in Gunga Din. Rocky demands prudence of the juries kind, so they adjourn from the cobra pit to the courtroom, where the Rocket gets them off with some fancy ship-model building, and in return Bullwinkle promises to enter no contests again until the Frostbite Falls Marble Shootout, when, the sports moose assures Rocky, he will restrict himself to his oblong Aggie with the word "hope" on it's side.moreless - Ep 3The Ruby Yacht (1, 2 & 3)4/12/63
Bullwinkle finds an old dirty dhow that he wants to race at Veronica Lake. When he launches it, it sinks, and floats back up clean and revealing jewels! Rocky and Bullwinkle go to learn more about it. When discover it's composed of rubies, and the inscription on the bow says "Omar Kayahm", Rocky concludes it''s the Ruby Yacht of Omar Kayahm. Bullwinkle puts an article about it in the paper saying "Moose will sail Ruby Yacht at an interesting party", but it printed out: "Moose will sell Ruby Yacht to any interested party. With that in the newspaper, a ruler from a little kindom in Lower NorthEast Pakistan orders his vizier to go retrieve the Ruby Yacht claiming it was his good luck token. Failing into getting the yacht, the Vizier brings his army and takes Rocky and Bullwinkle hostage in the S.S. Plankton. But to not arouse anyone's suspisions, they pose as the ship's orchestra. Rocky wants to escape, but he can't because his leg's shackled.''''Mr. Know It All: Rocky and Bullwinkle Fanclub: She Can't Pay the Rent.''Fractured Fairy Tale:''Bullwinkle's Corner: See a Pinmoreless - Ep 2Moosylvania Saved (1, 2, 3 & 4)7/5/63
Fearless Leader doesn't like hearing bad news unless he's thought of it first himself, and this the worst: The Pottsylvania national treasury is broke! But Fearless Leader has a Fiendish Plan, and soon Boris will find himself in the wettest, soggiest dreariest place on earth-Moosylvania of course, the only country that has the distinction of being fought over by both the United States and Canada, with each country insisting it belongs to the other-where even now Rocky and Bullwinkle are vacation.moreless - Ep 1Moosylvania (1, 2, 3 & 4)4/5/63
Looking as always for something to help others get a little more pain out of life, Boris and Natasha devise a most fiendish contest: I like being evil because..., in twenty-five words or less, sweeps the country, and when Bullwinkle J. Moose ebters under the mistaken impression that it's a why-I-like-weevils contest, his answer-that he had a distribution rights on 'em in Moosylvania for two years and almost made a fortune-immediately wins first prize, which just happens to be the deluxe edition of the Encyclopedia Badenov, which just happens to contain a very explosive entry under "Moosylvania."moreless
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Season 4
- Ep 18Pottsylvania Creeper (4, 5 & 6)9/30/62
Rocky is captured by the Pottsylvania creeper, and now Fearless Leader is on the scene! Bullwinkle goes home and dives under the bed to get his blow-torch to give the creeper a "hot root"! With the burn on the creeper, he loosened his grasp and Rocky was free! But now the creeper has grown all over the town taking on more well-fed smiles! The creeper then grew thorns on his roots to keep from getting a hot root from Bullwinkle's blow-torch. But then the creeper made a missile shape out of his vines that went up in the sky and seeds were flying everywhere! Creepers have now been growing all over the country. Rocky trying to gather the seed almost got shot by Fearless Leader! Rocky brainstorms and suggest that people start being nice to the creeper. After the creepers had been getting nice treatment from people, they began to wilt. Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader are on their way back to Pottsylvania via submarine when one lone seed ended up in the submarine, and when it reached to shores of Pottsylvania, the only thing that came out was a creeper with a well-fed smile!moreless - Ep 17Pottsylvania Creeper (1, 2 & 3)9/23/62
Rocky and Bullwinkle want to enter a plant contest, but since Bullwinkle had been too busy being a TV hero, that his garden was in terrible shape. So planning on entering Rocky's checkered flower, Boris posing as a plant seed seller sells Bullwinkle a bean. Bullwinkle plants to bean which turns out to be a man-eating plant. Rocky and Bullwinkle win! But when Bullwinkle's plant ends up in the ground instead of it's pot, a plant inspector tells them they have a Pottsylvania Creeper. Bullwinkle and Rocky try to escape from it when Rocky says he need to fight it. When Rocky goes back, he gets tied up by the creeper's vines. Boris and Natasha watch from a hillside when Fearless Leader appears on the scene.moreless - Ep 16Mucho Loma (4, 5 & 6)9/16/62
Bullwinkle tosses Rocky out of the well, where he drops a rope from Bullwinkle to use to pull himself out. Rocky has a plan, he dresses Bullwinkle up as Zero, only with and X branding iron. Rocky's plan is to have Bullwinkle run out as Zero when the real Zero arrives to scare him into leaving Mucho Loma forever. Not only does Zero goes Bill Scott clean away, Bullwinkle falls into a hole in the street, where he is arrested, mistaken for Zero. Rocky hands Bullwinkle a stick of dynamite telling him it's a cigar. Bullwinkle throws it out the window, which explodes, causing a telephone to fall and destroy the jail. Rocky proves to the police that Bullwinkle isn't Zero by having a tic-tac-toe game, taunting the real Zero to win the game, but loose his freedom. And as for punishment, Zero is the official score-keeper for the New York Mets. And as for Rocky and Bullwinkle, they're in jail for getting mud on the judge's wall.moreless - Ep 15Mucho Loma (1, 2 & 3)9/9/62
The saga opens up on the sleepy Mexican town of Mucho Loma (fractured Spanish for Much Mud). A local singer named Guadalupe Rodriguiz gets 1 year for singing during siesta. After his sentence, he rode his horse 200 miles away to swear his revenge. So he took a black cowboy suit with a mask, a branding iron with a 0 at the end, and became the notorious villain, Zero (because of his mark. This could be a parody of "The Mark of Zorro"). Zero keeps the town of Mucho Loma awake at night because of his noise making, and stabbing his hot branding iron leaving the mark of zero. When Rocky and Bullwinkle's car accidentally crashes into Mucho Loma town hall, they get 99 years, but Rocky insists on letting him and Bullwinkle go after zero on one condidtion: set them free. Rocky and Bullwinkle go to question Guadalupe, who is busy washing his branding iron. He's caught! But before Rocky and Bullwinkle can get him, Guadalupe's horse knocks them into a well.''''Mr. Know It All: How to be an Umpire''Fractured Fairy Tales: Cinderella Returns''Bullwinkle's Corner: Jack Be Nimblemoreless - Ep 14Bumbling Brother's Circus (8, 9 & 10)9/2/62
The Bumbling Brothers come to the rescue when they and the heard of elephants scare the Indians and save Rocky and Bullwinkle, while Boris and Natasha (or the Indian and the Masked Rider) get away. The Indians agree not to bother the circus anymore. Later, Rocky is called into the office of the Bumbling brothers where they announce they Rocky is fired! They explained that their elephants have to weigh 6,000 pounds, but they're loosing weight at a frightening speed. Bullwinkle says that if Rocky gets fired, the Bullwinkle will fire himself, so the Bumbling Brothers give Rocky another chance. Rocky and Bullwinkle try to figure out why the elephants are loosing weight, it turns out the Boris (posing as a little child named Ethel Bert) is feeding the elephants peanuts filled with reducing pills. Rocky can't stand it and wants to leave the circus. Boris and Natasha dress up as a fake lion so when Bullwinkle sticks his head into, they'll bite off his head. But he's saved by a telegram from the Bullwinkle Fanclub in Montana. After Boris and Natasha (trapped in the suit) are sent to the zoo, Bumbling Brother's Circus go internation. Rocky and Bullwinkle return home.''''Mr. Know It All: How to be a Lion Tamer''Fractured Fairy Tales: Hanzel and Gretel''Mr. Know It All: How to be a Hitck-Hikermoreless - Ep 13Bumbling Brother's Circus (5, 6 & 7)8/26/62
Well it's traveling time for the Bumbling Brother's Circus, but once they get into Arizona, they ran into rain! The circus begins to run into Bankruptcy. Sharp-eyed Rocky notices the rain clouds seem to be following them. So Rocky goes up into the clouds to see what the deal is, but ends up in a cloud-bank and lightning coming put of the cloud. But Rocky really ends up a mysterious black plane with no pilot and no controls. Rocky lands safetly on a mesa, where he incounters an Indian. Back at the circus, Bullwinkle's animal act makes a special dedication. And the Bumbling brothers receive a statue of Thadius J. Shloomp (only they added goggles, and a squirrel tail). Boris, posing as Mayor Aloysius J. Wardealer, causes Bullwinkle and the brothers on a manhunt for him. Meanwhile, Rocky is tied to a burning stake. When Bullwinkle arrives, he get's tied up too, but he has a plan. He plays his hum-a-comb, and the Indians start a rain dance, which puts out the fire. Boris, who the big chief, orders the indian to shoot them with arrows. Natasha poses as the "mask-rider" (I believe it's a parody of the Lone Ranger).''''Mr. Know It All: How to make Friends''Fractured Fairy Tales: The Ugly Duckling''Bullwinkle's Corner: Jack B. Nimblemoreless - Ep 12Bumbling Brother's Circus (1, 2, 3 & 4)8/19/62
Rocky and Bullwinkle get free tickets to the Bumbling Brother's Circus, which is owned by the Bumbling brothers, Hugo and Igo (Igo has a higher voice.), after the circus unknowingly interrupted Bullwinkle's checker match (which he was winning). Boris posing as a lion tamer named Claude Badly releases a man-eating lion into the audience. After Bullwinkle put it to sleep with his hum-a-comb, Rocky suggests that the Bumbling brothers fire Boris, and hire Bullwinkle. Boris then decides to take revenge on the circus by setting on fire. Rocky puts the fire out with the circus's elephants. So now, Rocky is the new elephant trainer. But Boris and Natasha are planning on a devilish plan.''''Mr. Know It All: How to Fix the Washer''Bullwinkle's Corner: Wet Sheet and the Flowing Sea''Mr. Know It All: How to be a Human Fly.moreless - Ep 11Banana Formula (10, 11 & 12)8/12/62
Peachfuzz frees our heroes, and together, with the aid of Peter Peachfuzz Polar Path Predictor, patent pending, a powerful electronic direction-diving machine, they set off to find Boris and Natasha, who have just mixed up their first successful batch of Hushaboom. As our heroes arrive below, Boris drops a Hushaboom-filled test tube on them, only to remember just barely in time that there's enough explosive in it to blow up the building he and Natasha are in too; so instead, dashing down and snatching the boom tube out of the air, he introduces himself as the world's greatest scientist, J. Robert Oppendowner, and invites Bullwinkle in for a heartly slurp of his latest invention, Soda Pow. Boris and Natasha take one look at the exploded warehouse and figure Moose and Squirrel are TV cartoon history, but Bullwinkle is feeling fit as a fiddle and twice as stringy after leaving the deadly Soda-Pow test tube behind while going off with Rocky to search for a straw to drink it with. A passing sheriff takes one look at Boris and Natasha and arrests them-for spying? for master criminality? for mad-bombing? Not exactly. For being litterbugs to be precise.moreless - Ep 10Banana Formula (7, 8 & 9)8/5/62
Boarding a river steamer for home following the explosion of the lodge, Bullwinkle keeps hiccupping the formula, so Rocky figures what his moose pal needs is a good hiccupping doctor-which should be Boris's cue, only the villain has the Pottsylvanian blues and is certain that Moose and Squirrel finally will see through his disguise, so Natasha cheers him up with Article Six of the Villains Handbook: And lo and behold, when he introduces himself as the ship's doc, our heroes seem more concerned with bad puns than familiar voices and seeing through disguises. Boris and Natasha, with their tape recording of Bullwinkle hiccupping the secret formula, are off to rendezvous with Fearless Leader, jetting in from Pottsylvania. Meanwhile, two terse refugees from Dragnet give our heroes a good grilling, clapping the incredulous Bullwinkle into custody before he can spill the secret formula yet again. And when Rocky calls Army Intelligence a contradiction in terms, the two agents bind and gag him and the Narrator too. When Fearless Leader listens to the recording and hears Boris calling him ugly, he gets so angry that he knocks himself out shooting at the offending tape recorder. Meanwhile, not only our heroes, but the Narrator, too, is gagged and bound, but his clipped-cop captors realize their chief can't appear until the customary announcement by the Narrator, along the lines of and just then a familiar figure entered the room, so they rip the Narrator's gag-and his moustache-off enabling Captain Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz to enter the room.''moreless - Ep 9Banana Formula (4, 5 & 6)7/31/62
Boris manages to get himself arrested as a juvenile delinquent, but presently he's paroled into Natasha's custody. Soon he's pedaling up with a telegram for Moose and Squirrel, informing them they've won a free weekend at Lake Kitchie Itchie Lodge. - Ep 8Banana Formula (1, 2 & 3)7/24/62
Everyone has a talent, even if it's just sticking six flashlights in your mouth at once or going over Niagara Falls in a giant barrel, and Bullwinkle's happens to be that he can remember everything he ate, it's nothing compared to what inventor Bermuda Schwartz has just accomplished across town: He's invented the Hushaboom, the first completely silent explosive.moreless - Ep 7Goof Gas Attack (5, 6, 7 & 8)7/17/62
Capt. Peachfuzz has been hit with a mysterious kind of gas. While Capt. Peachfuzz watched TV, Rocky and Bullwinkle follow mysterious footprints. At the end of the prints, Boris waits with a gun filled with "Goof Gas", a product from Pottsylvania that is guaranteed for them to take over the U.S. of A.moreless - Ep 6Goof Gas Attack (1, 2, 3 & 4)7/10/62
Mysteriously every smart person in the world has become stupid. Rocky and Bullwinkle head to Washington. But Boris has his own agenda to destroy Moose and Squirrel. - Ep 5The Treasure of Monte Zoom (5, 6, 7 & 8)7/3/62
Boris and Natasha have failed to open the treasure of Monte Zoom, but Rocky and Bullwinkle succeed to find that the treasure of Monte Zoom is a 1903 car. - Ep 4The Treasure of Monte Zoom (1, 2, 3 & 4)6/29/62
Boris and Natasha are in Lake Palle de Bain looking for a $1000 treasure of the old racecar driver Monte Zoom. Boris decides to blow up the dam, but Natasha doesn't think it's a good idea. - Ep 3The Guns of Abalone (1, 2, 3 & 4)6/22/62
Our story opens with a flashback to a daring World War II commando operation to silence the massive guns of Abalone, a small island in the Aegean Sea. The guns were bombarding targets all over the globe. Now they've begun firing again and the call has gone out for volunteers to silence them once more.moreless - Ep 2Painting Theft (4, 5 & 6)6/15/62
Bullwinkle has taken the art world by storm with his whitewash paintings. Boris and Natasha have a scheme, and have Bullwinkle sign an "autograph" which is actually a will leaving all of his paintings to Boris when he's dead. Boris plants TNT underneath Rocky and Bullwinkle's house until Boris forgets one point: if he blows up Rocky and Bullwinkle, he'll blow up the paintings! So he and Natasha ask to see the paintings outside in the light, where Boris is baffled to find Bullwinkle had just finished his 35th painting, now Boris and Natasha don't know which 10 are the stolen masters. Boris and Natasha take what they think are the 10 masters and take them to Fearless Leader, where when he cleans the whitewash off, he finds they're nothing but blank canvases. Bullwinkle sent the 10 first ones to the Paris museum, where when they're clean, the museum has the 10 stolen masters back. Bullwinkle can't sell a painting anymore since over the weekend, a new artist arrived in Frostbite Falls who paints with chicken gizzards.''''THE ENDmoreless - Ep 1Painting Theft (1, 2 & 3)6/8/62
Boris and Natasha pose as guards in a French art museum. Their reason is so they can steal 10 old masters. Boris and Natasha are on the lam, and send them via mail to America. Then posing as tourists, Boris and Natasha hop a plane to where they sent their stolen masters to, Frostbite Fall, Minnesota, where it was delivered to our hero, Bullwinkle. Bullwinkle mistakes the stolen masters for wallpaper samples for his chicken coop. After he put them up, the weekly egg report was dropping. Bullwinkle assumes that with the master, all of the eyes fixed on the chickens had made them nervous, and making them afraid to lay eggs. So Bullwinkle decides to paint white wash over them, which makes the chickens very happy. Boris and Natasha then pose as art collectors named Cerulean Blue, and Rose Matter. Boris and Natasha want the masters, which by now, Bullwinkle had painted white wash over them. Boris passed out, because he was willing to offer up to $398 for them. Rocky calls some art experts to see what they think. The art experts go crazy for Bullwinkle's white wash paintings, and starts bidding on them. ''moreless
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Season 3
- Ep 20Topsy Turvey World (12, 13 & 14)1/28/62
Boris shows up in his Sandy Claus costume, with his tall elf assistant, Alf, by his side and his bag a tick-tick-ticking present for Bullwinkle J. Moose. Boris Claus is bound to get a jolt out of the present that good-hearted Bullwinkle tosses in the back of his sleigh: It's the rewrapped time bomb that Boris originally had given to the moose! Meanwhile, teeth-chattering natives figure a moose coat with a squirrel collar is just the thing to deal with their new status as the Riki-Tiki North Pole. They don't call him "Wrong Way" for nothing: Captain Peachfuzz saves the day when the boxes of trinkets he'd brought along to trade with the tropical natives turn out to contain warm winter clothes instead. Meanwhile, Rocky hits on the perfect TV-hero solution to turning the world the right way: a television telethon, soliciting worldwide contributions of snow. Those, and a little flying-squirrel cloud-seeding, flip the world right back over to where it belongs. As for Boris Claus, he gets a real bang out of Bullwinkle's gift.moreless - Ep 19Topsy Turvey World (9, 10 & 11)1/21/62
Boris Claus is going to turn Christmas into the biggest inside job ever, coming down the chimney armed and larcenous and using reindeer and sleigh to move the loot. Meanwhile, a dazed Rocket J. is sailing directly toward a group of fierce natives with spears, cookbooks, and a big black cooking pot, as Bullwinkle parachutes toward a swamp filled with ravenous moose-eating crocodiles. The natives have Rocky in a pretty stew all right, until they see what a sweet little guy he is and decide they're going to have him for dessert instead. Yes, Rocky really would be in hot water if not for the sudden appearance of the Great Swamp Spirit, who stampedes the natives. Actually, it's Bullwinkle staggering through the jungle with a parachute tangled around his head. But before our heroes can make their getaway, Riki-Tiki ticks north again and the temperature drops precipitously. The natives' Rocky stew has frozen solid, with our hero stuck in the middle of the pot, until Bullwinkle takes a quick trip, knocks the pot over, and leaves Rocky on a pile of cubes, a sort of Rocky-on-the-rocks.moreless - Ep 18Topsy Turvey World (5, 6, 7 & 8)1/14/62
They're going down for sure, until Rocky happens upon a copy of the Congressional Record. As Bullwinkle reads passages from it into the jet's fuel system, the blast of hot air propels them onward! In fact, that one signal volume of the Congressional Record contains enough hot air to power a four engine jet plane all the way around the world. Bullwinkle's stirring reading of the Congressional Record has put everyone within hearing distance, including our Narrator, to sleep, so no one knows where anyone is until the professor consults the aircraft window to see right below them...a little tropical island, the natives are preparing a warm welcome for our heroes under the direction of their Pottsylvanian-accented chief, Colonel Oglethorpe Peachtree and his vampy assistant, Magnolia Blossom-two names that are appropriate, says Boris, because it is, after all, the South Pacific. Meanwhile, aboard the jet, our heroes are discussing the well-known fact that the Riki Tiki natives are friendly and harmless, when bombs explodes all about them and they're forced to bail out. No, they're not sinking, but they are floating rapidly down toward the spear-brandishing cannibals below. Colonel Peachtree dispatches Howard and Emery, two fierce-looking hawks with stainless steel beaks and poison-tipped talons, to dispatch our heroes, but not before he informs Natasha that the birds didn't come from an agent, he got them from a talon scout. As the ice-laden North Pole tips farther down in the Pacific, it's only a matter of time until the island of Riki-Tiki becomes the new North Pole, or so figures Boris Badenov, who tells Natasha that he plans to become the new Santa Claus.''moreless - Ep 17Topsy Turvey World (1, 2, 3 & 4)1/7/62
The weather in Frostbite Falls is sure peculiar this April! Instead of the usual touch of frostbite in the air in Frostbite, the sun is actually shining, and a dilly of a daffodil is already in bloom! Could the weather actually be changing? The hibernating bears will tell, Rocky realizes, but when Bullwinkle helpfully points out the Hibernian right there on the street, the citizens go a-shrieking away! When Rocky tries to get the weather report from the newspaper, the sweet-tempered squirrel is incensed to learn that the weather report has been classified for the duration of the emergency period. Bullwinkle prudently inquires, so our heroes rush to the town library to read up on the subject of the suddenly sunny local weather, but along with the volumes in the stacks is a pair of beady eyes. Is that beady-eyed, Bogartish kinda guy with the gun on'im the librarian perhaps? Our heroes hopefully surmise, or maybe a refugee from some other TV show, some gritty crime drama? Whichever... he's got them at gunpoint and is marching them right through the center of town, which surprises the always-helpful townsfolk who hadn't realized it was moose-and squirrel-hunting season. The agent takes them to his chief, who turns out to be their old pal, the wrong-way expert, Captain Peachfuzz himself, who informs our friends that even the word W-H-E-T-H-E-R has been classified. But when Rocky corrects the good captain about his spelling, Peachfuzz immediately concludes that our heroes already know what the agent has been trying to keep hush-hush, namely, that the weather-and the world-is turning upside down. Those two learned polymaths, Professor Werner Von Beige and Captain Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz, explains exactly why the earth has turned upside down: It seems that the North Pole has become top-heavy with ice and "slipped" down into the West Pacific; that outs Frostbite Falls on the equator and Chicago where Honolulu used to be. Naturally, Von Beige's fellow scientists think he's inverted his toupee-flipped his lid, that is-until California is flooded and, Disneyland has to be evacuated. It's backward to the new West Pole with Captain Peachfuzz at the controls and enough heating pads and snaps of Lola Lollapalooza along to melt things back to normal, but before you can say Wrong Way! The plane goes down and our heroes parachute it back to the airport, where, because it's a long journey, they run out of gas, thereby, Bullwinkle proudly points out setting a new record: crashing two planes in one episode! Whether a plane or FM radio, Bullwinkle disdains to use it to call for help; after all, they are TV people, aren't they? But so desperate is the situation that it's even too late for jokes!moreless - Ep 16Missouri Mish Mash (24, 25 & 26)12/31/61
Fearless Leader is lying in wait, machine gun at the ready, until he's scrooched into immobility by Cloyd and Gidney. Meanwhile, Boris, disguised as an official Washington greeter escorts our heroes right into the Potomac before making off with the bountiful bowler. No sooner does the baddie Boris pop on the bowler than he discovers that crime really doesn't pay; in disgust, he hurls it out the window and right into the waiting arms of the two moon men. Meanwhile, considering how nuts there are in Congress, nobody, including heroes, seems surprised to learn that the new congressmen from a small town in Missouri is...Rocket J. Squirrel, whose first task is to untangle the furiously feuding Hatful and Floy clans. Rocky's one squirrel who knows how to get all his nuts in order: Cloyd and Gidney return to the moon with their derby, Boris and Natasha are foiled, and, with a little help from a certain moose, Congressman R.J. Squirrel makes his maiden speech.moreless - Ep 15Missouri Mish Mash (21, 22 & 23)12/24/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle are escorted through Washington by none other than official greeter Hailfellow J. Backslap, a vaguely familiar face whose welcome is waggin', for he leads our heroes to the ramshackle and sinister Little White House, where the president is waiting, the president of the Liquidate Rocky and Bullwinkle Club, that is. Everybody wants the fabulous Kerward Derby, including Gidney and Cloyd, those two scrooch-gun-wielding moon men, who need it for their king, Nosmo the One-Halfth, child of King Ughbert the Ugly and Queen Ethelred the Unready, who is a dimwitted moon mis-prince in need of smartening-up. Cloyd and Gidney relate their looney-ahem, lunar-tale: The moon wizard had labored mightily to brighten up Nosmo the One-Halfth, but instead of creating a crown fit for a moon king, the wizard-a fellow by the name of Kerward-came up with the derby. The Kerward Derby was only lent to them on their previous visit, the moon men add, and they'd misplaced it.moreless - Ep 14Missouri Mish Mash (18, 19 & 20)12/17/61
Just as Bullwinkle's about to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity to Rocky, a stray breath of wind blows the bowler off his antlered brow. Boris quickly steals the real derby, leaving behind a similar bowler with a time bomb inside, which Bullwinkle immediately dons. Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader all have set to squabbling over possession of the real Kerward Derby, which goes rolling right into our heroes' hands, while the bogus, time-bomb-filled bowler ends up on Boris's head. The resulting explosion brings the baddies back together again. Our heroes keep boomeranging the derby back and forth with Boris and Natasha as they race toward Washington D.C., where they patriotically plan to deliver the hard-fought-over hat to the head of government, but they run into the bureaucracy instead.moreless - Ep 13Missouri Mish Mash (15, 16 & 17)12/10/61
A brainwash to Bullwinkle has no more effect than a nice shampoo. So Boris and Fearless Leader resort to the Beautiful Dreamer Hypnotism Kit to mesmerize the moose into finding the sensational chapeau. Meanwhile, Rocky has succeed in freeing himself from the Hatful clan trap and follows Bullwinkle's antler scrapes on passing trees all the way to a sinister cottage deep in the woods, but no one's home. The mesmerized moose is leading Fearless and Boris on quite a bowler tour-the Brown Derby, the Kentucky Derby and even the Roller Derby-but so far no sign of the fabulous Kerward Derby. So when Rocky turns up, Boris and Fearless Leader fearlessly take a powder, after first implanting a posthypnotic suggestion: Find the Kerward Derby! Snap, and Bullwinkle is driven to go to the nearest hat store, where, on a long-forgotten dusty shelf, a clerk finds one chapeau in exactly the moose's seven and five thirty-seconds hat size. Bullwinkle puts on the Kerward Derby and becomes the smartest person in the world, able to foil Boris's battle-ax attack through sheer brain power and to speak in perfect francais.moreless - Ep 12Missouri Mish Mash (12, 13 & 14)12/3/61
Unaware of the imminent big blast from Little Orvie, inside the Floy cabin Fearless Leader explains to Boris that soon they'll have the ultimate weapon-namely, the Kerward Derby, a fabulous bowler that makes it's wearer the smartest person on earth, but can be located only by the stupidest bubblehead in the world, and that's exactly why Boris must keep Bullwinkle safe at any cost. KA-BOOM! Little Orvie explodes, blowing the Floy cabin up and sending everyone but Rocky and Bullwinkle, who were safe in the root cellar, flying. Rocky and Bullwinkle might not be out of danger yet, but they are out of the picture, having suddenly disappeared. It's a touching moment all right when Boris and Fearless Leader sign a few bars of the Pottslyvanian National Anthem. Meanwhile, the feuding Hatful clan has captured an ominous-looking torture chamber, while Rocky braves squirrel guns to chase after them.moreless - Ep 11Missouri Mish Mash (9, 10 & 11)11/26/61
So eager is Fearless Leader to take charge from Boris Badenov in Peaceful Valley that he makes the trip by orbital rocket. The only complication: Pottsylvania doesn't have the technology to get him down. While Fearless Leader threatens and blusters, good Samaritan Rocky takes action, alley-ooping into orbit to rescue his nemesis, who, mistaking the fearless squirrel for an American anti-missile-missile, unveils his own counter-weapon-the dread anti-anti-missile-missile-missile! Rocky is slowing the misguided missile, while inside Fearless Leader is assembling his top-secret anti-anti-missile-missile-missile from a kit he got out of a cereal box. Just as Fearless fires, gallant TV hero Rocky dives downward to help a little old lady-who looks very much like a certain Pottsylvanian spy with ambitions to become the new Fearless Leader-cross the street. However, back on the missile, the recoil from the weapon's misfire sends Fearless Leader crashing to earth just in time for phase two of his dastardly plan to unfold, so, as peacemakers Rocky and Bullwinkle head off to the cabin feuding paterfamilias Felonious Floy, Boris and a brace of moose-hunting dogs are in hot pursuit. REVENOORS AND REPUBLICANS KEEP OUT says the welcoming sign in front of Felonious Floy's mountain cabin, but when the Floy boy himself appears at the door with a shotgun and a strong resemblance to Boris Badenov, he gives our heroes the ol' trapdoor routine. A grateful Fearless Leader then gives Boris the Pottsylvanian Two-Faced Medal for being on both sides of the Hatful-Floy feud, Meanwhile, the hateful Hatfuls have the Floy cabin surrounded and are bringing up Little Orviem an enormous Civil War cannon. Just as the fuse is lit, Bullwinkle pops up from the root cellar where he and Rocky had fallen, right in front of the cannon's mouth.moreless - Ep 10Missouri Mish Mash (5, 6, 7 & 8)11/19/61
Protecting Moose and Squirrel is all part of the plot, says Fearless Leader, pointing out that in the words of the immortal Mr. Big, a watched plot never thickens. But a watched Boris does get his satellite marching orders, while Natasha goes through her pocketbook in search of a Secret Agent Poker Kit, but all she can find is poison lipstick in kiss-of-death pink, some booby pins for setting booby traps, an autographed picture of Benedict Arnold, and her PTA membership card (that is, Pickpockets and Thieves Associated of course.) Meanwhile, in search of some cooling shade, our heroes enter a nice cool tunnel, only to come racing out pursued by a fast express train that lands them right back where they started, in Frostbite Falls. To get to Peaceful Valley, Rocky and Bullwinkle are going to need a demon travel agent, and that's exactly who they get when a vaguely familiar Tradewind La Tour turns up, with a trip itinerary that includes stop in Paris, Greenland, Nome, and Pismo Beach, But our heroes don't have the ten-thousand-dollar tariff; their thirty-eight cents total does buy an alternative itinerary-namely, straight down the Missouri River via the S.S. Huck Finn, a rather small raft. Meanwhile, Boris pursues in the lap of luxury, reclining in a rickshaw pulled by Natasha, who, Boris blithely assures her, we will have a figure like M.M by the end of their journey. Marilyn Monroe inquires Ms. Fatale? Not at all, replies Boris. Minnie Mouse. A last arriving in Peaceful Valley, Missouri, our heroes find the town deserted, but that's only because two feuding clans, the Hatfuls and the Floys, are about to start blasting from opposite sides of the main street. Taken prisoner by the Hatfuls, Rocky and Bullwinkle are taken at gunpoint to their leader, Hateful Dan Hatful, who turns out to be Boris in a fake beard. Meanwhile, Fearless Leader boards a sleek black missile for the express flight to Peaceful Valley.moreless - Ep 9Missouri Mish Mash (1, 2, 3 & 4)11/12/61
There's excitement in placid Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, when an actual telegram arrives for Bullwinkle J. Moose, inviting him to the annual BAMBAMS convention-the Big American Moose's Benevolent Artistic Marching Society, that is-in Peaceful Valley, Missouri. But as our impecunious heroes walk the railroad tracks between Minnesota and Missouri, they're being watched by a satellite eye-in-the-sky, broadcasting their every move to the sinister Fearless Leader. Boris is rolling a huge boulder straight down the hill at our friends, innocently strolling the railroad tracks, when a buzzard-that is, a Pottsylvanian carrier pigeon-arrives with a message from Fearless Leader: Moose and Squirrel must make it safely to Peaceful Valley. Boris gets hammered so hard by his own runaway boulder that he not only forgets who Fearless Leader is, he actually forgets that he's supposed to be mean. Due to a serious bonk on the noggin, Boris has reformed, promising never to do anything that that meanie Fearless Leader's last order was don't kill Moose and Squirrel, so Boris's twisted way of thinking that means blow 'em up now! But the eye-in-the-sky is still watching, and at Fearless Leader's command, a door in the satellite opens, and a hand appears and drops a brick right on Boris's head, hundreds of miles below. The resulting explosion blows our heroes free and conks Boris back to abnormal. ''moreless - Ep 8Lazy Jay Ranch (16, 17 & 18)11/5/61
Our heroes have the money safely deposited in the Hogbreeders National Bank in Squaws Ankle, but two vaguely familiar faces suddenly show up, proclaiming themselves to be that famous electric company detective, Sherlock Ohms, and his assistant, Doctor Watts, dollink. It's bank night for bank robbers in little Squaws Ankle, Wyoming, where Boris has just cut the main power line leading into town, leaving every vault, cash register, and safe open and defenseless, and keeping the citizenry in the dark, until Rocky has a brilliant flash: Use their Lazy Jay glowworm herd to light up the night! Things have certainly brightened in Squaws Ankle, thanks to Rocky's brilliant use of the glowworms to light up the town and foil Boris and Natasha'a scheme to rob it in the dark. In fact, when the glowworms decide to remain at their posts, Squaws Ankle becomes a colorful tourist destination and the grateful mayor plans to rename it Squirrels Ankle, Wyoming. Not entirely everyone is completely delighted, however, Boris plans a twenty-million-volt hotfoot when our heroes train rolls by. When Boris and Natasha-each holding an electric power cable-shake on it, they makes an unwanted connection, lighting up like a juice-jangled pinball machine, and our heroes, their cowboy craze satisfied, head off into the sunset, on their way back to Frostbite Falls.moreless - Ep 7Lazy Jay Ranch (13, 14 & 15)10/29/61
Just as our heroes have at last wrangled the work herd into Angels Cramp fishing resort, an inopportune lightning strikes turns every last wriggler into a glowworm, rendering them useless as bait. Unflappable Bullwinkle points out that the only thing better as bait than angleworms is the rare and hard-to-pick finkleberry, a bush of which just happens to be nearby. Rocky immediately alley-oops into the air, certain he can corral the reticent berries, but it's an open question if cocky Rocky will pick a peck of finkleberries or not. So irresistible are the fine finkleberries to the finny fish that the Angels Cramp fishing resort is soon awash with eager anglers' money. Naturally, Rocky and Bullwinkle drive the fishy fortune to the bank in nearby Squaws Ankle, Wyoming, but Bullwinkle manages to steer their turret-topped armored car directly into Boris and Natasha's rain-dance-created lake. While Boris and Natasha depth charge the armored car from above, Rocky rescues the money and - like some furry, underwater-launched guided missile - shoots out of the armored car's cannon. When their little boat gets picked up by the armored car Bullwinkle is busily driving, Boris finds the silver lining - There's a little bad in everything good that happens, says he to Natasha - just before a low bridge gives them the big brush-off.moreless - Ep 6Lazy Jay Ranch (10, 11 & 12)10/22/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle are pretty spooked by the fake Wutzat, which are really Boris and Natasha in disguise. But the dastardly duo's victory is short-lived, because they themselves are soon pursued by the real Wutzat, who turns out not to be extinct after all. A real crisis is drowning that angler's paradise, wonderful Wyoming, for right there, in that fabulous fishing resort, Angels Cramp, there are thousands of fish, and thousands of fishermen, but absolutely no bait! If Bullwinkle and Rocky can drive their worm herd into camp in time, they'll be millionaires, but Boris and Natasha have other plans. Consulting the Fireside Croob Book, Boris dons Indian gear to perform a rain dance, which will result in a cloudburst, which then will soak the parched ground, which will give the worms a chill that turns into pneumonia-achoo! And they're gone. There's only one problem: Boris's terpsichorean gyrations don't produce a drop of moisture, so the saturnine spy does the obvious: He washes his vintage Essex auto, and-KA POW!-lightning flashes and thunder roars, and the desert turns into a flooded lake!moreless - Ep 5Lazy Jay Ranch (7, 8 & 9)10/22/61
Black Angus, the Scottish cowpoke, and Natasha "Lavish" MacTavish, the spendthrift Scot, sign on as cowhands for the Lazy Jay worm-herd drive to a fishing resort fifty miles away. Boris and Natasha's Fiendish Paln is to drive the worm herd over a cliff and thereby ruin the Lazy Jay so they can buy it up cheap. But they're foiled when the ingenious little worm critters, spin little parachutes on the way down. The result: forty thousand silk handkerchiefs, enough for all of Bullwinkle's Christmas shopping! Boris takes umbrage at being told what to do, so he tears up the script, causing a momentary confusion of line reading, but our heroes drive the worm herd on toward the Angels Cramp fishing resort anyhow, with TV-western-lover Bullwinkle singing a hearty chorus of "Head 'em up, Move 'em out, Medium-rare hide." Pasting the script back together to find out what the Fiendish Plan is, Boris then quickly leafs through his Disguises for All Occasions book, settling on impersonating the terrible Wutzat monster.moreless - Ep 4Lazy Jay Ranch (4, 5 & 6)10/15/61
They don't raise cows at the Lazy Jay, nope, or steers, or sheep, or chinchillas or horses neither, partner. When the bespectacled eponymous former owner whispers what they do raise to our two heroes, they both faint dead away, for the Lazy Jay is a worm ranch. But they get over it, and a pogoing Rocky and Bullwinkle are soon rounding up the worm herd, watched surreptitiously by a sinister figure in a cowboy hat and kilts-that vaguely familiar-looking Scottish cowboy, Black Angus. Ever optimistic, Rocky decides to make a going concern out of the Lazy Jay by selling the rocks he's clearing away from the North Forty, but the pile just keeps getting bigger and bigger until he hits on an idea of putting a WARNING: DO NOT TAKE ROCKS sign up. All the rocks are promptly stolen by Boris and Natasha, who proceed to set a huge boulder rolling in the direction of hapless Squaws Ankle. The huge boulder crashes into the Squaws Ankle assay office, which just happens to be where Boris and Natasha have taken shelter. Assaying the debris of the boulder, Boris is moved to perform an impromptu assay with his handy Stolen Metals Analyzer, and he discovers that the Lazy Jay Ranch contains a fortune in practically every known precious metal, from gold to molybdenum. Meanwhile, Rocky and Bullwinkle are finishing up the spring worm roundup (all that branding is the tough part).moreless - Ep 3Lazy Jay Ranch (1, 2 & 3)10/8/61
Tales, Cowhand Comics, Side Saddle Stories, and the like-until he chances upon an ad in the newspaper: FOR SALE, the Lazy Jay Ranch in Squaws Ankle, Wyoming, only twenty-eight dollars. Perhaps if our heroes had realized that a monster was ravaging Squaws Ankle, they might've questioned why the Lazy Jay spread was such a bargain, instead of just buying it. On the way to the Lazy Jay, Bullwinkle gets the point when he takes a fall right onto a prickly cactus, but our heroes are really on pins and needles when Lazy Jay himself starts taking pop shots at them. But Jay's really too lazy to keep at it, so he gives the news owners a tour of the ranch's points of interest, such as Dead Man's Swamp, Grizzly Gulch, and the Burning Badlands. ''moreless - Ep 2The Three Moosketeers (5, 6, 7 & 8)10/1/61
When Francois Villain is deprived of his favorite Meekly Moose cartoon on a visit to the King Theater it's Rocky who gets it in the neck when he's been thrown into the deepest dungeon under Chateau Briand. Ancient Musketeer Athos and the mighty Aramoose, his boon Moosketeer companion, are bound and determined to rescue their plucky pal Rocky; even though it's made of flypaper, the giant paper airplane Bullwinkle constructs for the task isn't enough to keep them from bound and also taken prisoner. Breaking out of the dungeon, the three Moosketeers go their separate ways, each searching for the missing monarch. In another part of Chateau Briand, Rocky finds the king, who's wearing a girdle. Presently, Bullwinkle turns up with another captive king of Applesauce-Lorraine in tow. Three kings may be swell in poker, but they're making applesauce of Rocky and Bullwinkle's plan to restore the rightful monarch of the land of Applesauce-Lorraine, located somewhere between France and Baja California. The coronation is underway, but Rocky and Bullwinkle have played for time by adding a few extra pages to the archbishop's coronation speech, and soon that worthy and wordy divine is disclaiming buts from the Gettysburg Address, Marc Anthony's funeral oration for Julius Caesar, and Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. ''moreless - Ep 1The Three Moosketeers (1, 2, 3 & 4)9/24/61
The small province of Applesauce-Lorraine is favored but it's natural barrier of Limburger Lilies, keeping out potential invaders (even those with sinus problem), and by a wise ruler, the good king Once-A-Louse. But when the greedy Francois Villain overthrows the king, he bankrupts the kingdom with his spendthrift ways, and then institutes dread new taxes, such as the carpet and the thumb tax. Ninety-year-old former Musketeer, Athos, crotchets to the rescue, traveling to America to summon his retired compatriots. Rocky and Bullwinkle can't resist the challenge of helping Athos rescue the citizens of Applesauce-Lorraine from the evil Francois Villain, so, with the aid of the Weeders Digest, they figure out how the breach the impregnable Limburger Lilly border. Soon Bullwinkle's way with a shish-kabob skewer has dispatched several of Villain's men, but Villain and his arch spy, Citizen Philipee Mignon, are ready with evil trickery and our would-be rescuers end up in a locked room with the walls closing in. Bullwinkle decides to while away the time while the walls are closing in by yo-yoing. But in Applesauce-Lorraine, where the citizenry still lives as if it were the sixteenth century, a yo-yo is one of the wonders of the world. The evil Francois Villain trades out heroes' jobs in the scullery as cooks for the prized yo-yo. Once there, Rocky bakes a huge cake and hides Bullwinkle in it to overhear the whereabouts of the legitimate king, but the plucky squirrel may have cut things a little too thin, because the hungry Francois is wielding a disturbingly large cake-carving knife. The cake-encased moose is allergic to baking powder and the resulting mega-sneeze splatters the evil Francois Villain with frosting. Eventually, Bullwinkle's single-minded pursuit of the wrongfully imprisoned good king, Once-A-Louse, leads to a stage center and a date with a snappy blade, but Rocky takes his pal's place under the guillotine. Has he lost his head, or is he going to?moreless
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Season 2
- Ep 52Wailing Whale (13 & 14)6/10/61
Boris plans for revenge fails, while a fleet of English planes try to destroy Maybe Dick. - Ep 51Wailing Whale (11 & 12)6/3/61
Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Capt. Peachfuzz end up inside Maybe Dick, when they hear a sinister laugh. With that, they find out that Maybe Dick's a submarine-like pirate ship run by Captain Horeshal Hornswoggle, or as we know him: Boris Badenov. - Ep 50Wailing Whale (9 & 10)5/27/61
Rocky and Capt. Peachfuzz reunite with Bullwinkle, and the mayor of Submurbia, The Urala Laponpanal. Submurbia is an entire city underwater that's covered by a dome to keep it warm and dry. - Ep 49Wailing Whale (7 & 8)5/20/61
Rocky has been snatched by a crab-like sea-creature, and is heading straight to a solid rock cliff. Back onboard the Athabasco, Capt. Peachfuzz slips into his diving suit and dives into the ocean, and starts to pick a fight with the sea creature. - Ep 48Wailing Whale (5 & 6)5/13/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle continue fishing for Maybe Dick, using a telephone pole as a fishing pole. But Rocky has the funniest feeling that they're being watched, until Capt. Peachfuzz spots a "peeping tom off the port bow". - Ep 47Wailing Whale (3 & 4)5/6/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle are aboard the good ship Athabasco to go hunting for the legendary wailing whale, Maybe Dick. Bullwinkle and shipping magnate, Pericles Parnassus were exchanging a farewell handshake when the boat was leaving the dock, so when Bullwinkle let go, Parnassus fell into the ocean. - Ep 46Wailing Whale (1 & 2)4/30/61
Legend has it, in the ocean lives a giant wailing whale named Maybe Dick. He was able to swallow ships whole (maybe), he was faster than any sea vessel (maybe). It may be just a legend Bullwinkle reads in his favorite comic book, but Maybe Dick happens to be real. Shipping magnate, Pericle Parnassus offers a boat and fishing net to anyone who goes out in search for Maybe Dick. Of course, Bullwinkle goes for it, taking Rocky along with them.moreless - Ep 45The Last Angry Moose (3 & 4)4/23/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle arrive in Hollywood, where Bullwinkle is the target of a talent scout named D.W. Grifter, who is really Boris in disguise. - Ep 44The Last Angry Moose (1 & 2)4/16/61
After trying an "Ultra-Sultry" look, Bullwinkle notices that some girls have fainted. But little does he know that they really fainted because they saw mice. Bullwinkle, now convinced he's the greatest actor since Elmo Lincoln, he grabs his mattress full of his paper route money and is on his way to Hollllywood (with 4 L's).moreless - Ep 43Buried Treasure (13 & 14)4/9/61
Boris (or as he's known in this saga: Babyface Brownshwiger) and his gang the Light Finger Five Minus Two make off with the stolen bank money. How ever, while Boris gets away the sheriff and Rocky and Bullwinkle get a hold of the Light Finger Five Minus Two. Rocky notices Boris's trail of stolen bank money since the suitcase sprung a leak.moreless - Ep 42Buried Treasure (11 & 12)4/2/61
As Boris has our heroes held up, the Lightfingered Five Minus Two hold HIM up as well. They force him to open his suitcase, and they find three pairs of socks. Rocky and Bullwinkle have retrieved the suitcase full of stolen bank money, and zoom off on a handcar to return it to the bank.moreless - Ep 41Buried Treasure (9 & 10)3/26/61
Bullwinkle has the stolen money and is busy making paper dolls and kites with it. Rocky uses a Frostbite Falls Mother moose Call, and he soon meets Miss Honeychile Moosemoss, who is really Boris in disguise. Bullwinkle walks by with the suitcase full of money, and when he and Rocky open it, they are shocked to find it contains three pairs of socks and a peanut butter sandwich. Meaning Boris has made off with the cash.moreless - Ep 40Buried Treasure (7 & 8)3/19/61
The crash leaves Bullwinkle with amnesia and Boris with Bullwinkle's valise, which contains socks and a peanut butter sandwich. The still-addled moose is puzzled because the money in his straw valise doesn't look like real Confederate dollars, but suspiciously like greenbacks instead. - Ep 39Buried Treasure (5 & 6)3/12/61
Rocky had managed to stop the firing and warn the president of the bank that the Lightfingered Five Minus Two are going to rob it. Unfortunately, they had already stolen the money and are driving away in a getaway car. - Ep 38Buried Treasure (3 & 4)3/5/61
Bullwinkle is forbidden to dig for the buried treasure since he busted an oil pipe. He has trouble keeping his mind off the contest, so Rocky suggests that he visit his relatives in Ponca City. Bullwinkle peddles away, past a giant hole that has been roped off. The people behind this hole are Babyface Braunschweiger, and The Lightfingered Five Minus Two.moreless - Ep 37Buried Treasure (1 & 2)2/26/61
Sales aren't going good for Frostbite Falls' local paper: The Picayune Intelligence. Left over copies are stacked high in the office, so the owner, Colonel McCornpone starts a buried treasure hunt for the Picayune Pot that is filled with $100,000 in confederate money. The prize is a reconditioned car. The papers start selling like hotcakes, and soon everyone in Frostbite Falls are digging for the pot...even Rocky and Bullwinkle are digging.moreless - Ep 36Rue Britannia (7 & 8)2/19/61
Boris gets a new idea to exterminate Rocky and Bullwinkle. He builds a "Do-It-Yourself Rocket Ship". His plan is that he and Natasha lure Rocky into the rocket, Bullwinkle follows, they lock them in, and blast them off to the moon. - Ep 35Rue Britannia (5 & 6)2/12/61
Boris attempts to get rid of Bullwinkle for The Crankcase Nephews. - Ep 34Rue Britannia (3 & 4)2/5/61
Bullwinkle, along with his pal Rocky are in the country of England so Bullwinkle can claim his inheritance. - Ep 33Rue Britannia (1 & 2)1/29/61
In England, the Earl of Crankcase had deceased because when he thought he was jumping into a swimming pool, he was really jumping into a construction hole. The Crankcase nephews, Feltcher, Beltcher, and Jay find out they don't get the inheritance unless the new Earl of Crankcase had an accident. The new Earl has the inscription "Rue Britannia" on the bottom of his foot, and Bullwinkle does!moreless - Ep 32Greenpernt Oogle (11 & 12)1/12/61
Rocky, Bullwikle, Capt. Peachfuzz, and King Bushwick Thoid Thoid have approached the little island, where the great fortune telling Oogle Bird is being held hostage by Boris and Natasha. - Ep 31Greenpernt Oogle (9 & 10)1/5/61
Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Capt. Peachfuzz are tied to stakes at the mercy of King Bushwick Thoid Thoid, who is having his henchman ready to execute them because Bullwinkle was a lousy wizard. Rocky asks King Bushwick to let them go and he'll help him find the Oogle bird by following the tracks.moreless - Ep 30Greenpernt Oogle (7 & 8)12/29/60
Rocky and Capt. Peachfuzz are lost at sea, meanwhile on the island of New Greenpernt, King Bushwick Thoid Thoid is appointing Bullwinkle to be the new wizard of New Greenpernt or else! - Ep 29Greenpernt Oogle (5 & 6)12/22/60
Rocky and Capt. Peachfuzz are flying along the mystery plane bearing Bullwinkle, and his carefully cased hoof with his weather forecasting bunion. However, Rocky and Capt. Peachfuzz didn't go unnoticed. - Ep 28Greenpernt Oogle (3 & 4)12/8/60
Bullwinkle was flown away to a far-away place, where apparently his weather forecasting bunion is needed. Meanwhile, Rocky is sent to the weather bureau for help, getting his first glimpse at modern weather forecasting technology, as well as meteorologist Capt. Peachfuzz. - Ep 27Greenpernt Oogle (1 & 2)12/1/60
Something fishy's going on in the little town of Frostbite Falls, one night, two mysterious figures break into Rocky and Bullwinkle's house. To make sure he doesn't get in the way, Rocky gets tied to a chair, and gagged, while the men knock Bullwinkle out with a sleeping potion. They then gently put Bullwinkle's off in a box, and sneak away taking Bullwinkle with them in a mysterious plane.moreless - Ep 26Metal-Munching Mice (15 & 16)11/17/60
It's Bullwinkle Vs. Boris as the Big Cheese in a musical contest to win the affections of the metal-munching mice. - Ep 25Metal-Munching Mice (13 & 14)11/10/60
The whole metal-munching mice issue is all the fault of our heroes' old nemeses, Mr. Big! His plot, to send metal-munching mice to USA, to destroy all of the TV antennas. Rocky, Bullwinkle, Gidney, and Cloyd are feeling low. Rocky is upset about the whole TV issue, but Bullwinkle decides to play his old ukulele. His singing is terrible and Rocky and the moon men want him to stop. All of the sudden, the whole army of metal-munching mice surround the cottage of Rocky and Bullwinkle. But the thing is, Boris is not leading them!moreless - Ep 24Metal-Munching Mice (11 & 12)11/3/60
Rocky, Bullwinkle, Gidney, and Cloyd are forming a human fence at the pass to stop the army of metal-munching mice from striking the little town of Podunk Junction. But unfortunately, the moon mice took another way. Rocky gets an idea to hire a pied piper to pipe away all of the metal-munching mice.moreless - Ep 23Metal-Munching Mice (9 & 10)10/27/60
After the metal-munching mice were ruined by Rocky's caramel, Boris and Natasha order a new shipment of them from a landing spaceship. The spaceship began to unload a new cargo of the metal mice. So Rocky and Bullwinkle snuck upon the spaceship, unfortunately, so did Boris, who was then disguised as the big cheese.moreless - Ep 22Metal-Munching Mice (7 & 8)10/20/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle have been placed in their own giant mousetrap, and are about to be exterminated by a metal mouse. - Ep 21Metal-Munching Mice (5 & 6)10/13/60
Inside the old Bleakly Mansion, Rocky ran into a 6-foot metal mouse. When the mouse tried to spear Rocky, his tail got stuck into the wall. Once Bullwinkle meets Rocky in the house, they find pictures of the Bleakly ancestors, and one of the metal mice, but it wasn't really a painting, it was another one! Rocky and Bullwinkle discover it's a secret passage. Once inside, after walking a little while, they come to a door with voices inside. Rocky instructs Bullwinkle to put his ear to the door to listen, but the only way he could do that, is to put his antler through the door. The door opened, and Rocky and Bullwinkle find a room full of 6-foot metal mice.moreless - Ep 20Metal-Munching Mice (3 & 4)10/6/60
When Bullwinkle was put in charge of watching a deco TV antenna, he ran into a 6-foot tall metal mouse. The next morning Bullwinkle found it impossible to tell anyone about it. The nation's TV's have been going off in a blink by something or someone destroying the TV antennas, the culprit is the 6-foot tall mouse.moreless - Ep 19Metal-Munching Mice (1 & 2)9/29/60
In Frostbite Falls, there are more TV sets than there are people. The reason for this is because Frostbite Falls is the home of TV's most precious personalities: Rocket J. Squirrel. But a very funny thing has happened: that same night when people tuned into "Rocky and His Friends", their TV sets are busted! Rocky soars up into the air to see what could be the problem, and finds every single TV antenna is missing!moreless - Ep 18Upsidasium (35 & 36)1/22/61
Rocky and Bullwinkle are now at the mercy of the giant shadow Mr. Big! Rocky plans for him and Bullwinkle to rush him. Bullwinkle attempting to hit Mr. Big high didn't work, while Rocky had more luck hitting him low! Mr. Big has been revealed! He gets away, but Rocky and Bullwinkle go to tell the general, but the general is really Boris in disguise.moreless - Ep 17Upsidasium (33 & 34)1/15/61
Rocky flies a missile up into the sky to retrieve the fleet of trucks full of Upsidasium, but all of of sudden, Rocky's missile goes off course, leaving General Broadbeam no choice but to blow up the missile. - Ep 16Upsidasium (31 & 32)1/8/61
IF IT'S WORTH STEALING AT ALL, STEAL IT ALL, declaims Boris as he and Natasha go out the window just before our heroes and General Broadbeam rush in. But where are their trucks, and more to the point, thinks General Broadbeam, where'd those flying goggles that the moose has picked up near the window come from? Naturally, using his rapier-like military intelligence, the general reaches an instant conclusion, and has Rocky arrested, but when the squirrel reminds the general that they've been together all along, General Broadbeam once again draws the obvious conclusion...and has himself arrested! "But where's the upsidasium" wonders Bullwinkle. Could it have just disappeared into thin air? That's precisely where the fleet of trucks is, floating upward! Are these Truck Drivers in the Sky, and can our heroes follow the fleet?moreless - Ep 15Upsidasium (29 & 30)1/1/61
Boris talks Mr. Big out of blowing himself up with Mt. Flatten by saying if he goes, Mr. Big goes as well! So Rocky and Bullwinkle are flying Mt. Flatten to Washington D.C., where the entire supply of upsidasium is guarded by Fort KnickKnack, run by General Broadbeam. While sleeping in their hotel room, Boris steals Rocky's helmet to look like him to steal the upsidasium.moreless - Ep 14Upsidasium (27 & 28)12/18/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle try to fly Mt. Flatten to Washington D.C., but every night when they wake up, the mountain's back where it started. Standing watch, they find Boris and Natasha flying the mountain back in the opposite direction! - Ep 13Upsidasium (25 & 26)12/25/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle are about to crash due to the fact that the plane they're flying was completely designed by Capt. Peachfuzz! Rocky thinks that if he uses the steering wheel backwards, then the plane would be working right. Rocky lands the plane and explains to Capt. Peachfuzz that Mt. Flatten is full of Upsidasium and that they need to get Mt. Flatten to Washington. Swingmoreless - Ep 12Upsidasium (23 & 24)12/11/60
Capt. Peachfuzz, head of G-2 is the biggest secret keeper. His files are so secret, even his secretary can't look for the files with her eyes open. Needing an update, he tunes into Rocky and His Friends, but only picks up what we already went through. With that, Capt. Peachfuzz takes his private jet to the North Pole. Meanwhile, back at Mt. Flatten, Rocky and Bullwinkle are in an old mine shaft, just inches ahead of a huge boulder hurling after them.moreless - Ep 11Upsidasium (21 & 22)12/4/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle have struck it rich on Mt. Flatten. The only trouble is, their find of Upsidasium always falls up whenever they unearth a hunk. Rocky decides to get help from experts, Mojave Max, who is really Boris, who at that moment, gets word from Fearless Leader that there boss, Mr. Big is on his way to Mt. Flatten.moreless - Ep 10Upsidasium (19 & 20)11/27/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle have finally made it Mt. Flatten! Boris and Natasha attempt to squash them with a huge boulder. When they push it over, it begins to fall up, because it was full of the anti-gravity metal, Upsidasium. With Rocky and Bullwinkle striking some Upsidasium, now all they have to do is contact Capt. Peachfuzz about their find.moreless - Ep 9Upsidasium (17 & 18)11/20/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle look for Mt. Flatten, but it's nowhere to be found. It turns out that Mt. Flatten is a floating mountain. Rocky concludes it's a floating mountain because of all of the Upsidasium! There's only one problem: only Rocky can get to it because he can fly, but how will Bullwinkle, Mojave Max (Boris) and Death Valley Dotty (Natasha) get to it?moreless - Ep 8Upsidasium (15 & 16)11/13/60
Boris is ready to derail the upcoming train with Rocky and Bullwinkle aboard. Boris contacts Fearless Leader to get approval from a fellow named Mr. Big. - Ep 7Upsidasium (13 & 14)11/6/60
Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Captain Peachfuzz continue their walk through the desert, until Peachfuzz comes across a railroad track. Bullwinkle insists that it's a mirage, so he stands on the tracks, while a train comes his way. - Ep 6Upsidasium (11 & 12)10/30/60
Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Capt. Peachfuzz land safely on the sands of the desert, where they're lost again. Capt. Peachfuzz claims he has to follow them because of Bullwinkle's mine. - Ep 5Upsidasium (9 & 10)10/23/60
Bullwinkle's antlers are stuck between the wheels of a mysterious helicopter that bounces, and flies like crazy across the desert. - Ep 4Upsidasium (7 & 8)10/16/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle can't stand walking through the hot desert. Boris and Natasha can't stand the fact of them reaching Mt. Flatten. Boris posing as Gunga Drain, an Indian water peddler, offers them some water in exchange for Bullwinkle's mine deed. - Ep 3Upsidasium (5 & 6)10/9/60
Rocky and Bullwinkle have hitched a ride into a limo, which had no human hand to control it. Instead, a dummy is fastened to the wheel so Rocky and Bullwinkle try feverishly to stop the car. - Ep 2Upsidasium (3 & 4)10/2/60
Boris had tricked Rocky and Bullwinkle into thinking they're heading toward Mt. Flatten, but actually, they are heading for a minefield. - Ep 1Upsidasium (1 & 2)9/25/60
Our story opens up in the post office in Frostbite Falls Minnesota. Rocky and Bullwinkle have come to pick up their mail. Amazingly, Bullwinkle gets a letter from a New York Law Firm that says his Uncle Dewlap had passed away and Bullwinkle has inherited a claim to a mine.
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