Gidney: All right, everybody up!
Rocky: It's alright, lady. They're just plain, ordinary moon men.
Gidney: Which one of you is the brains?
Rocky and Natasha: I am.
Cloyd: Because if you are, we're gonna scrooch you.
Rocky and Natasha: He/she is!
Rocky: Hey, smell that?
Gidney: Smell what?
Rocky: That delicious aroma.
Cloyd: I don't smell anything.
Gidney: Cloyd, we don't have noses.
Cloyd: Oh. I forgot for a minute.
Rocky: Gee whiz, looks like I was expected. (reads each sign) "Do not turn back." "Go on instead." "Your friend the moose..." "...is just ahead." "Boris Shave." "10 feet to moose" (walks a few feet to next sign) "Too far. Go back 5 feet." (walks back to another sign) "Stand here. Pull rope."
Narrator: But when Rocky pulled the rope, a trapdoor opened under him, and the plucky squirrel dropped from sight.
Boris: See? It pays to advertise.
This is the last episode that had a laugh track added.
This episode was made by Ward's former partner Alex Anderson.