The Bullwinkle Show Season 3 Episode 16

Boris: (after putting on the Kirward Derby) I can see it now.
Natasha: Go ahead!
Boris: Being a villain is such a waste of time.
Natasha: What?!
Boris: Nobody likes me, not even other villains. If everybody was like me, what a terrible world it would be. A wise thing to do is learn a trade like making apple boxes, raise family, gain respect of neighbors and friends, because, Natasha, crime really doesn't pay and...(takes off hat) Phooey, phooey!
Natasha: Boris! You're not going to wear Kirward Derby?
Boris: You sarrit! If that's being smart, you can have it! (throws the Kirward Derby out the window)

(After getting the Kirward Derby back from Boris)
Cloyd: He threw it away, Gidney.
Gidney: Yep. You see, Cloyd, some people just can't stand being smart.
Cloyd: How come?
Gidney: 'Cause they can't admit they were ever dumb.

(After getting the Hatfuls and Floys to evacuate their town)
Bullwinkle: But where will they all wind up, Rock?
Rocky: Well, I don't know, Bullwinkle, but once they're over the state line, they're somebody else's problem.

Gidney: Why so sad, Cloyd?
Cloyd: We were in six episodes and I only got to scrooch one bad guy.
Gidney: Cheer up. Maybe we'll find another one.
Cloyd: How about that one? (spots Boris below them)

Narrator: Yes, Boris had been frozen solid by Cloyd's scrooch gun, and what's more, he was standing next to a flag pole. In his frozen position, he appeared to be perpetually saluting the American flag.
Natasha: And believe me, dahlink, for him, that's a fate worse than death.
Boris: You sarrit it!